Monday, May 20th, 2013

Here's Everyone Who Was at Stefon's Wedding

Stefon and Anderson Cooper's wedding on Saturday Night Live this weekend was jam-packed with appearances from characters and creatures Stefon had mentioned in previous Weekend Update reports. We freeze-framed our way through the scene to offer you this guide to all of Stefon's wedding guests. From Gizblow the coked-up Gremlin to DJ Baby Bok Choy, they're all here:

Crowd shot

Black George Washington

Puppets in disguise (just ALF in a trenchcoat)

Human traffic cones ("when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them") and a human fire hydrant

HoboCops (homeless RoboCops)

Jewpids (Jewish cupids)

Infamous gay running back Blowjay Simpson

A group of guys with afros and graduation caps, grown men in wedding dresses, and jacked homeless guys in old-fashioned bathing suits

Gizblow the coked-up Gremlin

Furkels (fat urkels)

Evil chef Wario Batali ("He's just like his brother, except he doesn’t wear Crocs.")

Germfs (German Smurfs)

Jewish Dracula, Sidney Applebaum

A screaming geisha

Hanukkah cartoon character Menorah the Explorer

DJ Baby Bok Choy ("He’s a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and he spins records with his little ravioli hands")

Stefon's brother Ben Affleck, who appeared with him in the first Stefon sketch in 2008 before he was a Weekend Update character.

Back at the Update desk, we saw everybody doing one of their popular recurring characters. From left to right, The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party (Cecily Strong), Arianna Huffington (Nasim Pedrad), Jean K. Jean (Kenan Thompson), David Paterson (Fred Armisen), Ann Romney (Kate McKinnon), Jacob (Vanessa Bayer), former anchorperson Amy Poehler, Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan), and the Devil (Jason Sudeikis).

And here's the sketch:

For more Stefon, check out our illustrated guide to Stefon's favorite nightclubs.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/eamontoplease Eamon Doyle

    This makes me feel nice in my area.

    • Eamon Doyle


  • Jake Bloo

    Good work. I was waiting to go through and pick out all the people. My favorite was that David Patterson was there afterwards.

    • Eamon Doyle

      Note that Paterson is throwing the rice the wrong direction.

  • Guest

    Also: The "Afros and graduation caps" shot also includes "grown men in wedding dresses."

    • http://twitter.com/bradfordevans Bradford Evans

      Thanks! I added that one in.

      • josh

        The human fire hydrant could also serve as "puke people", it looks as though he's throwing up as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=749178527 Julie Gerstein

    Thank you so much for doing this… A million Dj Baby Bok Choys for you.

  • CuriousRabbit


  • Barbara Batey

    I have tried to visualize Stefan's club scene people and thanks SNL for having them all at the wedding. It was perfect.

    • ntsha rosar

      ya cool

  • theSpringZone

    Absolutely LOVE Bill Hader. He will be missed!

  • gladly

    I am so glad the internet contains people who will do this. Thank you!

  • Sarah

    Omg, Amy did the desk pat.
    My heart, it breaks.

    • Andyfilm

      I noticed that. What is the significance?

      • Caroline

        If you look back at the Weekend Updates that Seth did alone, you'll see that he patted Amy's side of the desk at the end of the segment, unless he had a guest. I think Seth's the first one to do Update on his own?

        • Eamon Doyle

          Nah, several others have.

          • Caroline

            Did not know that, thanks man!

    • http://oneorganizedbusiness.com/ Alaia Williams

      yes, do tell – significance?

  • P,b

    Dj baby bok choy!