Here’s Everyone Who Was at Stefon’s Wedding
Stefon and Anderson Cooper’s wedding on Saturday Night Live this weekend was jam-packed with appearances from characters and creatures Stefon had mentioned in previous Weekend Update reports. We freeze-framed our way through the scene to offer you this guide to all of Stefon’s wedding guests. From Gizblow the coked-up Gremlin to DJ Baby Bok Choy, they’re all here:
Black George Washington
Puppets in disguise (just ALF in a trenchcoat)
Human traffic cones (“when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them”) and a human fire hydrant
HoboCops (homeless RoboCops)
Jewpids (Jewish cupids)
Infamous gay running back Blowjay Simpson
A group of guys with afros and graduation caps, grown men in wedding dresses, and jacked homeless guys in old-fashioned bathing suits
Gizblow the coked-up Gremlin
Furkels (fat urkels)
Evil chef Wario Batali (“He’s just like his brother, except he doesn’t wear Crocs.”)
Germfs (German Smurfs)
Jewish Dracula, Sidney Applebaum
A screaming geisha
Hanukkah cartoon character Menorah the Explorer
DJ Baby Bok Choy (“He’s a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and he spins records with his little ravioli hands”)
Stefon’s brother Ben Affleck, who appeared with him in the first Stefon sketch in 2008 before he was a Weekend Update character.
Back at the Update desk, we saw everybody doing one of their popular recurring characters. From left to right, The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party (Cecily Strong), Arianna Huffington (Nasim Pedrad), Jean K. Jean (Kenan Thompson), David Paterson (Fred Armisen), Ann Romney (Kate McKinnon), Jacob (Vanessa Bayer), former anchorperson Amy Poehler, Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan), and the Devil (Jason Sudeikis).
And here’s the sketch:
For more Stefon, check out our illustrated guide to Stefon’s favorite nightclubs.