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Friday, September 6th, 2013

Follow Friday: @Pete_Schultz

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we'll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Peter Schultz (@Pete_Schultz), is an SNL Weekend Update writer and UCB person that has entertained twitter folk with a slew of funny tweets. It's time to find out more about Peter.

He can never really enjoy the Game of Thrones books.

He is old.

But apparently not that old.

Peter does not have Shazam on his phone.

He saw Bigfoot.

Schultz's late nights watching forgotten eighties movies have blended together.

They have lead to a lot of moments of wisdom.

Contemporary movies just end up making him embarrassed.

But sometimes they leave him satisfied.

From a specific genre of movies, Peter has repeatedly learned a valuable lesson.

And has made a final judgment on another.

Schultz has found that TV shows also follow specific patterns.

Peter is more selective with his projects than LL Cool J.

He tends to have questions for women's beds.

And for a certain town.

Schultz sometimes only sees numbers.

Peter can see through people.

This past presidential election was stressful for Schultz.

Peter is familiar with Florida.

But has never been to San Diego.

That doesn't make him any less patriotic.