A Company Asked Patton Oswalt to Tweet About Popular Brands, and It Blew Up in Their Face

Friday afternoon, a company called Brander solicited comedian Patton Oswalt via Twitter to ask him to tweet about products they represent, and Oswalt ended up having a lot of fun with it. He went on a tear making fun of the company and their strategy with a series of tweets that amassed hundreds of retweets and attention from the press. You’d think it’d be enough to shame Brander into not publicly asking comedians to tweet about brands for them, but they’re still at it apparently.

Check out the full set of tweets below:

.@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my “awesome brand tweeting.” Ready?

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

.@BA_Influencers If you hate static cling as much as God hates gays & women, then @BounceFresh dryer sheets are a must!!! — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

.@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won’t make you forget that “handsy” counselor at sailing camp, but they’re still good. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

.@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets ’em in the van and KEEPS ’em in the van.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

@pattonoswalt Hey Patton! We apologize if you felt offended in any way! Not our intention-happy holidays!

— Brander Influencers (@BA_Influencers) December 27, 2013