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Colbert Explores the National Gumby Theft Conspiracy

All around America, a great injustice has been taking place: huge sculptures of Gumby are being coldheartedly stolen from front yards by a possible “serial Gumby abductor.” Last night, Colbert reached out to some of the victims and began to connect the dots of this tragic mystery.

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