Follow Friday: @MilesKahn
A lot of Twitter users take to the platform to test out their latest jokes and quips, but certain people truly excel at making us laugh with the available characters and constraints. With the Internet being such a big place, it can be difficult to find the comedians most worthy of your RTs and favs. Each Friday we feature one person whose consistent short-form online humor deserves your attention and to be on your Twitter feed.
This week we’re highlighting the Twitter feed of Miles Kahn. Currently a producer at The Daily Show, Kahn is also a writer and a director. He’s written for McSweeney’s, produced D.L. Hughley’s Peabody-winning Comedy Central special The Endangered List, and made a series of “Banned Match.com Commercials.” Whether talking about serious political issues or fast food buffets, his tweets are sure to make you laugh.
Mitt Romney accuses Obama of being President.
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) September 13, 2012
As long as they don’t cut funding to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He’s a national treasure. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) October 1, 2013
Hey Scientology, you know who doesn’t have a Super Bowl commercial this year? Any other religion. Ever. In the history of Super Bowls. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) February 3, 2014
So what you’re saying is the Civil War would’ve been over much more quickly if it just snowed 2.5 inches in Georgia? — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) January 29, 2014
If I were at the SOTU I would yell out “play Free Bird” and the President would laugh and then we’d high 5 and stuff. We’d have fun. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) January 28, 2014
Sitcom: Shia LeBeouf and Chris Christie are best friends who share an apt in Jersey City and run a juice bar. Also, they apologize a lot. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) January 10, 2014
“Ugh, this weather has been, like, totally murdering me.” -no one in Syria — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) January 6, 2014
In the future, super intelligent dogs will demand Instagram royalties. You’ve all been warned. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) December 18, 2013
Hey fellas, dating tip: chicks dig it when you reenact the entire Will Ferrell cowbell sketch. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) December 9, 2013
Like I’m the only one at Golden Corral running buffalo wings under the chocolate fountain. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) December 8, 2013
I feel like complaining about the commercialization of Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) November 28, 2013
Sometimes I worry I’ll never be as edgy as Miley Cyrus. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) November 11, 2013
Is there a diet pill I can take that will get people to shut the fuck up about Crossfit?
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) November 5, 2013
Today is “National Cat Day” or as the internet calls it “Day.”
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) October 29, 2013
Fact: “Obamacare” is actually “Hitler” spelled backwards. — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) October 29, 2013
Sochi really is Banksy’s greatest masterpiece.
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) February 5, 2014
Facebook turns 10 today, quickly nearing the age to no longer be interested in Facebook.
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) February 4, 2014
Subway introduced a new sandwich with Fritos as a main ingredient which is good because diarrhea.
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) February 2, 2014
Anyone know what the Under/Rover is on the Puppy Bowl?
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) January 31, 2014