A Guide to Your Favorite Sitcom TV Writers on Twitter
Last month we compiled a complete guide to all the best late night and sketch show writers on Twitter, from talk shows to SNL to Comedy Central’s crop of new and returning sketch series. This round we’re highlighting the writing staffs of some of the finest sitcoms and animated series on television today, from both established network regulars like Community and Parks and Rec to breakthrough newcomers like Broad City, Silicon Valley, and Rick and Morty. Writing for a television show is above all a collaborative effort, so here’s a zoomed-in glance at the teams hard at work to keep you hooked on all your favorite shows week after week.
My mom's out of town. Can someone else come over and crush my birth control pill up in a spoonful of jelly?
— Lizzie Molyneux (@LizzieMolyneux) April 3, 2014
Lemme tell ya, pomp ain't shit without circumstance.
— Dan Fybel (@GimmeFyb) November 10, 2013
It's getting kind of hard to be cynical about everything. I mean, I'm trying.
— Mike Benner (@benner) April 14, 2014
Will my kids RT my old tweets to shame me?
— Lucia Aniello (@LuciaAniello) April 14, 2014
Which came first, the emotionally broken young women or the Wilmer Valderrama?
— Tami Sagher (@Tambone) April 7, 2014
What kind of doctor do u go to for hummus poisoning SEND
— Gabe Liedman (@gabeliedman) April 1, 2014
Passover: (noun) 1. A Jewish holiday. 2. (Verb) Being skipped when a joint is going around the room.
— Prentice Penny (@The_A_Prentice) April 15, 2014
What Sigmund Freud doesn't know about psychotherapy could fill my mother's angry vagina.
— dan guterman (@danguterman) April 28, 2014
Everyone PLEASE be thinking of me today & send out GOOD VIBES. I have to go make a return without a receipt.
— Carol Kolb (@carolkolb) March 20, 2014
Movie Pitch: The Avengers fight climate change, but have a falling out when Captain America argues climate shifts are cyclical and normal.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) April 2, 2014
Tip for grads: employers like passion. End every job interview with "Truth be told, I kind of get my rocks off on this shit."
— Michael Koman (@MichaelKoman) April 9, 2014
I can dress myself up in neon and nail art but there's still nothing I relate to more than a sullen and vaguely dissatisfied New York girl.
— Sarah Heyward (@shinyunicorn) April 16, 2014
The three stages of man's muffin sadness pic.twitter.com/5Qj6bLKwdI
— Bruce Eric Kaplan (@BruceEricKaplan) March 27, 2014
I don't trust cosplay. Is it safe?
— Glenn Howerton (@GlennHowerton) April 6, 2014
The best thing about taking a 10 month old on a red eye flight is I'm a moron
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) April 16, 2014
If I had to guess my Real Housewives slogan 20 yrs from now: "Some say laughter's the best medicine but I say its dating my son's friends."
— Tracey Wigfield (@TraceyWigfield) April 4, 2014
Functional alcoholics just aren't trying.
— Jack Burditt (@jackburditt) April 17, 2014
if you only read one book of cartoons about the wife of the savior this year, please consider this one. out in fall. pic.twitter.com/f8ABZfIqJt
— Dan O'Shannon (@themrsjesus) February 7, 2014
I'm one drink away from starring in Oprah's next reality project.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) April 25, 2014
It's been so long since I've been back in the home I'd forgotten about British teeth. Come on guys!
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) April 19, 2014
Hmm… that shop owner in that Chase commercial is about to put a LOT of avocados in that white bowl. What kind of place is she running?!
— Kay Cannon (@KayKayCannon) April 22, 2014
If you see 3 verifieds conversing on twitter– and you yourself are verified– jump on in! Do not jump in if you arent verified. #4verifieds
— Harris Wittels (@twittels) April 2, 2014
Jesus has the best thigh gap
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 20, 2014
I wish Occupy Wall Street had been more successful because my Occupy Walgreens material was really good and I can't do it anymore
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) April 24, 2014
What do we know about Russell Stover the man? Wikipedia doesn't specify whether he was a rabid anti-Semite or how many runaways he murdered.
— Andy Daly (@TVsAndyDaly) April 20, 2014
Love thy neighbor as thyself — you know, very reluctantly and only after years of therapy.
— leo allen (@leopoldallen) April 16, 2014
Protip: Everybody secretly rolls their eyes in reaction to your use of the word "protip."
— Wade Randolph (@waderandolph) January 18, 2014
No parent should have to bury their child, but if you have to, throw a time capsule in there for fun.
— Tom Kauffman (@TomKauffman) April 15, 2014
I'm hurt, tourists. I'd rather look like someone who'd steal your camera than someone who'd be willing to take your picture.
— Dan O'Keefe (@djok_er) April 19, 2014
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— Ian Martin (@IanMartin) April 21, 2014
I call crocodiles "hulk lizards" and I've never been kissed.
— John Brennan (@ActingAnEejit) April 2, 2014
Dear Abby: How do I stop my teenage duck from making a people face in every Instagram photo?
— Dana Scanlon (@DanaScanlon) March 19, 2014
Do you think America is ready for a funny female president?
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) April 9, 2014
Saw a ghost tonight for the 1st time. Pretty basic. Old woman. shuffled by in a torn dress, gave me the finger and then bit into a Flatizza.
— Scotty (@MarylandMudflap) April 2, 2014