Stephen Colbert Finally Ends His Nine Year Grudge Against Bears

Since The Colbert Report premiered in 2005, Colbert has never been shy expressing his profound hatred and fear of bears — or as he’s called them, “godless killing machines” and “Satan’s children.” During last night’s episode, however, the long feud between Colbert and the greatest threat to America finally ended when Stephen’s life was saved by an unlikely source. If you needed another reminder that The Colbert Report has reached its homestretch on television, this display of compassion between Stephen and his mortal enemy should do the trick.

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