John Oliver Has Some Harsh Words for “Disgusting Sky Mice” Before They Fly South

Last Week Tonight is still on hiatus, but thankfully the show released a new web exclusive where John Oliver covers an extremely important topic: birds. Ahead of the birds’ annual migration to warmer climates, Oliver takes the opportunity to express his hatred for every bird out there as “just a shitty sequel to the dinosaurs” and point out how we’d all be better off if they never return. “I hope all you disgusting sky mice enjoy your tropical getaways while the rest of us face the frigid torment of winter, and I hope each and every one of you flies into a wind turbine on the way north next spring. Fuck you, birds!”

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