God Visits ‘The Daily Show’ to Respond to Bill O’Reilly’s Recent Comments

Bill O’Reilly recently said he’s “mad at God” because of all the sexual harassment allegations against him (not to mention the $32 million settlement he paid), so during last night’s Daily Show, Trevor Noah welcomed God Himself (played perfectly by new correspondent Dulcé Sloan) to tell his side of the story – or as God puts it, “I came to talk about Bill O’Reilly and why he dragged my ass into his drama.” After admitting that he “stepped away from the game” for a while when it comes to humanity, God makes an exception when it comes to Bill “Personal Responsibility” O’Reilly: “I came down to tell Bill O’Reilly to keep my name out of his mouth!” God declares. “Bill O’Reilly did this to himself, and now he’s mad at me? Hasn’t this cooch monster ever heard of personal responsibility? Ugh! Creepy old man.”

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