Excerpts from Frankie Muniz’s Autobiography That Make Me Think It Was Ghostwritten by Chuck Palahniuk, by Wen Powers

Congratulations, You Have Been Invited To Hawktoberfest, by Dan Caprera

The Writers’ Room: A Documentary, by Matt Corluka

Unsatisfactory Past Life Regression Results, by Shana Gohd

Trump’s ‘Sweet Valley High’ Spec Novel Notes, by Kit Lively

Out of Office Replies for These Political Times, by Kimberly Harrington

The Harrowing, True Story of When I Lost My Wallet at the Farmer’s Market, by Jonathan Zeller

These Niche Podcasts Were Made For You! by Brian Alexander

I Invented the World’s First Menstruating Drone, by Adrienne Teeley

Welcome to the Hayden Panettierium, by Kathryn Doyle

An Excerpt from ‘The Best American Emails,’ by Amanda Meadows

My Imaginary Boyfriend Josh, by Hana Michels

Thanks For Looking After My Five-Headed Bat-Like Creature While I’m Away On Vacation! by Alex Lee

The Keynote Address at the Association for Aspiring Plumbers, by Chris Morgan

On the Eve of a Grand Space Voyage, by Jeremy Freeze

Letter of Recommendation, by Barbara Holm

FAQs About the New Health Care Law’s “Tremendous Vampire Bats” Mandate, by Matt Baca

An Excerpt from ‘Away with Words,’ by Joe Berkowitz

The Complete Oral History of “The Star Spangled Banner” (Fictionalized Slightly for Entertainment Value), by Lucas Gardner

An Excerpt from ‘Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting’ by Doug Moe