That trailer for the Lifetime movie about Drew Peterson starring Rob Lowe was not just a joke. Drew Peterson: Untouchable aired in its entirety over the weekend, giving Vulture plenty of time to whip up this supercut of its most absurd moments. I won't spoil it, but there are two instances of Rob Lowe saying the word "banged" and one of him performing a slow-motion striptease for some police officers. They really timed this film perfectly for Oscar consideration, too. Bravo.
Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh Tina Fey is hosting two hourlong radio specials about the lives of girls. I'm too excited to properly read the description of the series, but here it is:
From the dunes of the Sahara to a slumber party in Manhattan, from the dancehalls of Jamaica to a racetrack in Ramallah, Tina Fey takes us around the world into the secret life of girls and the women they become. Sound-rich, evocative, funny, and powerful–stories of coming of age, rituals and rites of passage, secret identities. Of women who crossed a line, blazed a trail, changed the tide.
Aahhhh. You can listen to the first hour [...]
Tom Lennon and Robert Ben Garant, of The State and Reno 911! fame, have signed on to write The Wee McGinty, a movie that sounds absolutely absurd and amazing: The premise: the height-challenged wish-granter loses his memory, and settles in with a group of Chicago firefighters. That bliss is threatened when he is discovered by his paramilitary leprechaun brethren. Among the pyrotechnics: a wish-off that involves a fire-breathing Doberman.
OK! I'm on board, where can I buy tickets? In addition to writing the movie, Garant will direct and Lennon will play "a major supporting role."
