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A Modern Dance Analysis of the 'Arrested Development' Chicken Impressions

Curtains up on the Bluth family’s dusty plateau that overlooks tens of deserted acres of land. George Sr., the Bluth family patriarch, is a secretary-seducing money launderer who’s dabbled in commercial corn-balling and light treason, doing his best to stay in charge from behind the bars of a prison his Bluth company once built. As his family of freaks and never-nudes undermine one another and struggle to make a quick buck without Pop-Pop to provide, they do their darndest to redefine themselves, survive and come out on top.

The most paradigmatic Bluth power play takes the form of commanding and unswerving passes at The Chicken. Each dancer, her own [...]

Check Out This Comedian-Inspired Art, Art Appreciators

"This sculpture of Louis C.K.'s head as a melting scoop of ice cream will pair beautifully with the de Kooning in my collection," muses a small goateed private art curator in my imagination, as he walks around the second annual "Is This Thing On?" exhibit in LA this Friday. "And this ink and watercolor painting of Whitney Cummings, a clear descendent of Cézanne's Bathers, to be sure, but with its own charms-" He stops in his tracks, almost spilling his tiny clear plastic cup of wine on his many pewter rings. "Why, look at the clarity of the birds' wings, the vibrancy, the immediacy of their flight, as [...]

More Mural Ideas for Parks & Rec's Production Designer

In honor of this article on Parks & Rec's fantastic production designer Ian Phillips, here are a few Pawnee murals I would like to personally commission:

- Chris personally harvesting Bumbleflex from the wings of live bees

- nativity scene with Joan Calamezzo as Mary and Perd Hapley as the baby Jesus

- April as the half-smiling Mona Lisa

- triptych of Jean-Ralphio and Donna grinding at the Snake Pit, cruising in her Benz, and getting married

Other requests?

The Lost Art of the Caricature

Who hasn’t at some point found himself in a rousing debate about whether James Gillray or Thomas Nast is the father of political cartooning? Or whether David Levine or Al Hirschfeld is the preeminent American caricaturist in the postwar era? If you haven’t, you may know a woman’s caress, which I would like to ask you about.

But most of us share a ostracizing passion for the history of lithographic visual satire, and have visited the Met’s new exhibit of the acerbically grotesque, “Infinite Jest: Caricature from Leonardo to Levine.” The suggested donation to the Met is $25, but if you’re like me and are saving up for an [...]

Buy an Original Oil Portrait of Seth Meyers for Only $5,500

Tucked away in the 8th floor portrait studios of the Chicago Macy's, amongst paintings of families and babies, you'll stumble upon a portrait of a recognizable face: Seth Meyers. Turns out, he sat for a portrait as a joke to give to his brother, then decided that the price was a little too high for a joke. And his loss is your gain!

Comedian Myq Kaplan Starts a Kickstarter to Figure Out What Kickstarter Considers Art

Here are things Kickstarter implicitly considers art: Hawaiian bitters, a solar powered sound installation, a mix-tape of whale songs, a pre-Burning Man roller disco, and a weapon to shoot toothpicks. Myq's project has already been funded but the more money the more art he can make. It's at least as artful as a toothpick weapon.

Stefon's Illustrated Guide to New York's Hottest Nightclubs

For the last four years, Stefon Zolesky, created by Bill Hader and John Mulaney, has been every SNL fan's favorite drugged-up club-hopper. Without his New York City party suggestions, we would never know about the glory of Furkles, Jewpids, human bathmats, Teddy Graham people, and Gizblow the Coked-Up Gremlin. Stefon made his first appearance not on Weekend Update, but in a sketch with host Ben Affleck, in which he and Hader played the Zolesky Brothers. Together, the siblings pitched coming-of-age movie ideas…with gay porn angles. A year and a half later on April 24, 2010, Stefon made his first appearance as Weekend Update's city correspondent, and the rest [...]

Now It's Even Easier to Make Your Own Louis C.K. Wallpaper

Oh, here's 50 pieces of Louis C.K. fan art. Page three is where it starts getting a little weird (if a picture of a totally naked Louie holding out a bitten apple in the garden of Eden is weird, WHICH IT ISN'T).

Bill Murray Art Show Asks Viewers To Please Post Bills

Best name for an art show ever? Please Post Bills, a tribute art show to Bill Murray, is opening this Thursday at Gallery1988 in LA. News of this show comes right after we heard about the Conan art exhibit, so…I guess this is a thing now? Visual art based on comedians? Kind of like tribute Tumblrs, but in the physical realm? But we can't call it a trend and start really analyzing it till there's three of them, so here's holding out for the Louis C.K. exhibit in Chicago next week.

Marcel Duchamp and Comedy in the Art World

Usually, I hate hearing inside jokes. They come off as self-important, obnoxious, and most importantly, not funny. Those who enjoy them most have been in on it from the start, and if you had to be there, then why bother telling and re-telling the inside joke to outsiders? Worst of all, while some d-bag is posturing and trying to reap the perceived benefits of exclusivity, you have to politely chuckle and pretend that you care. Lame-O.

Unfortunately, I often see the same type of thing happen when people experience art. Perceiving themselves to be outsiders to some exclusive underground club of art world geniuses, viewers can frequently feel as [...]

There's Always Money In The 'Arrested Development' Fan Art Stand

The fine people at Gallery1988 are at it again. This time with "There's Always Money in the Banana Stand", an Arrested Development­ inspired art show. The show opens on June 29th in LA and runs through July 21st. These amazing Tobias dolls were done by Michelle Coffee. Check out more pieces after the jump. Sadly, for GOB, he also gave Michael rights to all Mr. Bananagrabber fan art.

Wayne White Is Worth Admiring In the Beauty Is Embarrassing Documentary

Here's the trailer for Beauty Is Embarrassing, a documentary about artist and Pee Wee's Playhouse set designer and voice actor Wayne White, the man whom Matt Groening describes as "a little Zach Galifianakis, a little Snuffy Smith, a little Unabomber." The film is premiering at SXSW in March, but let's all hope that it comes out for a much wider audience soon after, because it looks like a great inspiration for anyone trying to be creative. Or trying to put cigarette butts into the mouths of children's puppets.

The Weird and Mirthful Subversions of Maurizio Cattelan

What do you get when you cross an Italian artist with a penchant for subversion and an architectural gem known for it’s hierarchical space? No, wait, I bet you’ve heard this one before. Hmmm… okay, how about this?

What do you get when you cross a shrouded elephant and the pope crushed under a meteorite? Or what about a decisively suicidal squirrel dead at his iddity-bitty kitchen table and a monumental hand with only the middle finger not lobbed off? An excessively long shopping cart and a tiny man escaping from a safe? A dinosaur-sized cat skeleton taking a defensive pose and a themepark style Picasso costume? Or how [...]

The Muppets Take The Museum of The Moving Image

While the Muppets certainly get do get love at the "Jim Henson’s Fantastic World" exhibit at the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens (did you know Cookie Monster was originally the Wheel Stealer? What in god's name is that?), it is their benevolent creator that stands in the spotlight this time. Running until January 16, the exhibit features a plethora of Henson's proto-puppets, films, sketches, pitches, doodles, storyboards and more. "A lot of this material I found in boxes Jim had saved and labeled 'Old Production Files,'" explains Craig Shemin, president of the Jim Henson Legacy organization. “Jim saved everything.”

The museum also has a schedule of [...]

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