Do you like extended comedic metaphors equating military action with sex? And do you like Patrick Warburton (Puddy from Seinfeld and Ken Davitian (the fat naked guy from Borat)? Well, you'll almost definitely love CollegeHumor's new video "Pulling Out of Iraq," as it's got all those things and is pretty delightful. There's some real love between those two men/countries, guys. Don't fight it.
In this new CollegeHumor video, Breaking Bad's Walter White is replaced with another science whiz, albeit one with a bit less menace about him: Bill Nye the Science Guy. Never before has cooking meth been so joyful and easy to understand!
Ben Schwartz wrote and acts in this new CollegeHumor short, Porn Rental. He also got his Peep World co-star Michael C. Hall to star in it with him as Bryan, a put-upon video store clerk. It is about porn — kiddie porn, specifically — but there's nothing NSFW in here. I mean, other than it being a comedy video and clearly not part of your job to be watching, so still show some discretion there. I'm just saying, there's no porn in this. Cool?
Jeff Bridges was in The Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges was also in Tron Legacy. That begs the question: what if Bridges' The Dude was in Tron? Now you know, thanks to this super-slick mashup of the two by CollegeHumor. My only complaint is that they couldn't figure out a way to get Rooster Cogburn in there too. Come on, CH, where's your ambition?
In this CollegeHumor video, Aziz Ansari decides to spice up his life by adopting a kid. Turns out, the orphanage was probably a better place for said kid. Although hey, I bet they don't give you the The Wire box set at an orphanage. I guess we can call it a wash.
Here's a new animated short from CollegeHumor, in which Aladdin uses his last wish with the best of intentions. But as the saying goes, the road to horrifying disfigurement and attempted suicide is paved with good intentions. Thank you for making a childhood Disney classic nightmare-inducing, CH!
Here's a new one from CollegeHumor, in which they enlist the help of one Weird Al to depict what the band on the deck of the Titanic really should have been like. Dying with dignity is overrated.
Here's a new commercial parody from CollegeHumor, which uses special effects to a supremely creepy end. Taking the logic of age-reduction facial cremes to its logical conclusion, it highlights a new product that makes your face literally look like a baby. I just want one that'll wash those adult/baby hybrids out of my brain. Although that one girl was pretty hot, right bros?
Here's an ad parody from CollegeHumor that features Tony Hale, known to most discerning comedy nerds as Buster Bluth. In it, he plays a happy-go-lucky manchild with apparent mental deficiencies who constantly behaves awkwardly in social situations. So yeah, let this tide you over until the Arrested Development movie eventually gets made.
Here's the season two finale of CollegeHumor's Full Benefits, by far the site's most narrative-based series and a real departure from what their original videos have traditionally been like. It's still great! It's not clear if they'll end up doing a third season yet, but hopefully they will. This obviously leaves things pretty open ended. I'd even like to see the seasons get a bit longer, as five episodes feels a little brief. We'll see!
SNL's Abby Elliott and Sarah Schneider teamed up over their hiatus to write and star in this new CollegeHumor video: Balls! The Music Video. It is, as the title suggests, about balls, objects which Abby — sorry, "Channon" — finds to be fascinating to the point of obsession. Also: dancing!
Here's a new one from CollegeHumor, in which Rob Corddy is a hostage negotiator who plays by his own rules, which don't seem to be the most effective rules he could be playing by, but hey kid, them's the breaks.
Rainn Wilson hooked up with the CollegeHumor crew to make "The Fall of Dyna-Woman," a Dateline-style piece about a female superhero a few decades past her prime whose life has descended into a spiral of drugs and toxic relationships. It's like The Watchmen meets that Charlie Sheen live show that no one is buying tickets to! But with more cross-dressing Rainn Wilson.
Look, I'd love to post stuff that doesn't have anything to do with Valentine's Day. I really would! But the fact of the matter is that despite everyone complaining about how terrible Valentine's Day is, it's all anyone can talk about on the internet today. I'm like a mirror: I reflect what you people want right back at you. So just deal with it, OK? We'll get through it together.
That being said, here's a wonderfully honest video detailing just why it's not so bad to be single on Valentine's Day from CollegeHumor. Take some solace in it, Chief Lonelyheart.
