The first season of Girls comes out on DVD next week, and included will be a handful of deleted scenes. Including this one, in which Hannah attempts to find a job near and dear to her heart: at a cupcake shop. Does she get the job? Obviously not, or this scene would have been too important to relegate to the internet/DVD extras. Alas!
Baby bump alert! We all know how this scene ends, but in this Bridesmaids extended scene Kristen Wiig and Mia Rose Frampton go mop hair to butt face for over ten minutes, during which they battle it out over whether farts are a solid, who is pretty enough to be a Russian stripper and if Wiig's eggs remain wet enough to conceive a child. We can all agree on one thing: an overused one is a sign of a hot lady.
Here are three scenes that were cut from last week's episode of Parks and Rec, all of which are great and would have fit right in with the full episode. They really make a solid case for my argument that the show should be 90 minutes long every week instead of a paltry 23. Someone start an internet petition already!
Right in time for the "Melissa McCarthy only got an Emmy because of Bridesmaids" backlash, here come the deleted scenes to remind us that she and Wendi McLendon-Covey deserve all the Emmys everywhere, plus matching Purple Hearts for bravery, a Nobel Peace Prize and the key to the city from the mayor. Which city, you ask? Shhh, I respond softly, stroking your hair. Stop asking questions and watch the deleted scenes.
Here's another deleted scene from the Bridesmaids Blu-ray: the full, uncut sex tape between Megan and Air Marshall Jon. There's plenty of inspiration here for those of you who get off on using spray-can cheese and police tape in your erotic adventures.
Cameron Crowe has just uploaded the original, unused opening from Say Anything, his directoral debut.
