Don't worry we already looked up Bella Thorne, so you don’t have to. She is best known for starring on the Disney Channel's Shake It Up, a female buddy comedy about two background dancers in Chicago. (Hey! Nick Offerman once lived in Chicago, so…that's something, probably.) As is the case with these Disney kidz, she also has a minor singing career, singing songs that sound like high fructose corn syrup being dripped on a shitty sub-woofer. She is 14-years-young and has red hair and a deaf cat. Nick Offerman's impersonation was flawless.
The best part is when he reads Selena Gomez's use of "kinda" as "kind of." As to say, "I am sweeping these oak shavings. I am not going to say fake words." That being said, I bet Offerman really does love feathers and dream catchers.
Getting typecasted is supposed to be dangerous for an actor's career but it seems like Nick Offerman is happily accepting being seen only as the Manliest Man in Mantown. Last night, Conan gladly played along with this and had Offerman, between saw saws, read silly, frivolous Tweets from silly, frivolous Disney starlets. It's similar to the pilot I'm pitching this summer, "Nick Offerman chops wood and then looks at the camera for five seconds."
