
Dane Cook will be play Franz Liebkind in the Hollywood Bowl staging of the Mel Brooks' musical The Producers on July 27-29. He'll be jazz handing it up with the likes of Richard Kind, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Rebecca Romijn. Dane, who apparently likes to make it easy for people to rip on him, will be playing an ex-Nazi. Below is a video of Will Ferrell in the part, so just imagine it with more slithering around like a snake.

Just in case the Austin Powers series does become a musical, here's a rough draft of the song list:
I'm Almost Saying a Word for Testicles! … Full Company
Do I Make You Horny, Baby? … Austin Powers
Welcome to the 90s (Mama Cass: Ham Sandwich) … The Fembots
One Million Dollars … Dr. Evil
Singing the Word "Shag" a Lot … Austin
INTERMISSION
The "Sh" Song … Dr. Evil and Scott Evil
The Romancing of Frau Farbissina … The Fembots
But Who Is Mini-Me? … Mini-Me
Singing the Word "Shag" a Lot (Reprise) … Austin and Alotta Fagina
Singing the Word "Shagadelic" a Lot [...]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker have always been obsessed with the macabre. One of the more famous episodes of their most famous creation, South Park, ended with Cartman licking the tears off the face of an older boy, Scott Tenorman, who had just been fed the remains of his parents as chili, all because Scott had the gall to make fun of Cartman.
But 18 years before “Scott Tenorman Must Die,” and four years before Cartman got an anal probe in the very first episode of South Park, Matt and Trey collaborated on their first, and most hilariously ghoulish, film: Cannibal! The Musical.
Originally titled Alfred Packer: [...]