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Lifetime Cancels Roseanne's Nuts

by | September 22nd, 2011

Deez nuts, we hardly knew ye. According to Roseanne herself, Lifetime's Roseanne's Nuts has been canceled. "Roseanne's Nuts has been cancelled. thanks everyone for watching!," Barr tweeted last night. Luckily the short-lived show will live on, as both a reminder of how delightful Roseanne is as a late night guest and a helpful guide to how the macadamia nut will save the environment and economy from total collapse. SOMETHING HAS TO, RIGHT?

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Aw, Come On: Rob Lowe May Leave Parks and Rec for Two and a Half Men

by | March 9th, 2011

You know, I've tolerated this Charlie Sheen nonsense for the last couple of weeks with what I consider a fair amount of patience. I find him to be obnoxious, his show was awful, and the "winning" thing became tired way faster than anything Borat or Austin Powers ever said. But hey, none of it really affected my life or the TV shows I enjoy. But Rob Lowe potentially ditching Parks and Rec to replace him on Two and a Half Men? That's some bullshit.

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