"I met a guy named @fart on the Internet and I let him into my apartment and it was actually really great."
-Comedian Jake Fogelnest to Buzzfeed in an exhaustive oral history of "Weird Twitter," a name given to a subset of Twitter comedians who specialize in absurdist humor. The article itself is a weirder read than even the weirdest tweet ever.

Jackass' Dickhouse Entertainment, spawned from Dickhouse Publishing, posted a just-so story today about how got the company got its phallic name. Or it would be a just-so story if anyone actually remembered why they chose such a bonerific title. "I think I may have come up with the 'house' part," former co-owner Marc McKee mused. "I remember it was at this meeting I had with Steve [Rocco] and Jeff [Tremaine] at California Pizza Kitchen to decide on a name for the publishing company for Big Brother and Jeff wanted to call it 'Dick Incorporated.' But then Steve wasn't really into that, so I suggested Dickhouse … or was [...]