Behold, the trailer for Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody from Vivid Entertainment. While somehow technically safe-for-work, this trailer is most emphatically not safe for anyone wishing to spare their precious childhood memories from being sprayed uncontrollably with dirty, dirty whipped cream. I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs and ear canals with sandpaper-wrapped Q-tips now.
I know it's not even 10 o'clock in the morning, but mi corazón es en fuego over the idea of an Anchorman porn parody, because somebody should be making money of that Afternoon Delight. Yesterday, porn actor Jack Lawrence tweeted photos from New Sensations’ Anchorman XXX: A Porn Parody, as the cast prepared to take the Unicorn Express to Pleasure Town. Also, hats off to the hardest working wardrobe department in the business. That means it's almost time for a Land Of The Lost porno, right? Right?
It's a dusty day down in a small Mexican town. Dirt lines the streets, and men have that hungry look about them. You take a seat in a dark bar.
"Whiskey," you say to the barman.
As you reach into your pocket and feel nothin' but fuzz, there's a stirring from the seat next to you. A grizzled old man comes up out of the shadows.
"The hills, boy," he says to you, barely moving his lips. He points a gnarled, callused finger out the door, to the mountains in the distance. "Them's money shots in them thar hills."
-Treasure of the Sierra Porndre
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Sure, Ghostbusters 3 may or may not ever become a reality, but who needs it? The trailer for Hustler's upcoming Ghostbusters porn parody really has it all. Ron Jeremy? Check. Ridiculous special effects? Check. A version of the theme song that includes the lyrics "There's lots of slime, and there's lots of cum"? Check. I have been wanting to rub one out to a guy pretending to be Harold Ramis for so long, guys! My time has finally arrived!
Can't get enough porn parody coverage? Our resident expert Sarah Schneider appears on the latest episode of the Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin podcast, where they interview writer/director Lee Roy Meyers, the man behind such porn parodies as The Simpsons, 30 Rock and Seinfeld. Yes, the Lee Roy Meyers! Guys, it doesn't get much more insidery than this.
Good news! You'll soon be able to jerk off to a guy pretending to be Bill Murray, at long last! That's because Hustler is releasing This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D in May. Here's the director on what you can expect: "When we did our Avatar parody, it was all about filming a porno film in 3D. But this movie is all about the 3D special effects. You’re going to be blown away at what at what a proton pack can do in 3D." Is that a double entendre? I can't even tell. Come on man, if you said "protein pack" at least we'd all be on the same page.
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