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'Bob's Burgers' Finally Has the Porn Parody It Deserves

If you ever wanted to watch some porn and an episode of Bob's Burgers at the same time, the good people at Wood Rocket have gone and made a Bob's Burgers porn parody called Bob's Boners that'll make your dreams come true. Wood Rocket is also home to porn parodies such as Comedians in Cars Getting SEX, Porks & Recreation, and Simpsons — The XXX Parody, so you know Bob's Boners has been crafted with the level of accuracy and super sexiness we've come to expect from the Wood Rocket brand. (via Uproxx)

Lena Dunham Is Grossed Out by the 'Girls' Porn Parody

Hustler is making a porn parody of HBO's Girls, and the star/creator of the series, Lena Dunham, is not pleased about it. News of the porn parody came out this week, and here's how porno news site XBIZ described the adult film, which is titled This Ain't Girls XXX:

In the XXX parody, Hannah (Alex Chance) decides to forsake men, and boyfriend Adam, to experiment with lesbianism. After a few satisfying jaunts she returns to Adam (Richie Calhoun) – and mankind. Adam accepts her back into the fold, but, true to the original show, adds a dominant and quirky dimension to the scene.

“[Adam’s] like, ‘OK, then crawl [...]

Sarah Schneider and Jeff Rubin Interview Porn Parody Auteur Lee Roy Meyers

Can't get enough porn parody coverage? Our resident expert Sarah Schneider appears on the latest episode of the Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin podcast, where they interview writer/director Lee Roy Meyers, the man behind such porn parodies as The Simpsons, 30 Rock and Seinfeld. Yes, the Lee Roy Meyers! Guys, it doesn't get much more insidery than this.

The 3D Ghostbusters Porno Really Makes Ghostbusters 3 Unnecessary

Good news! You'll soon be able to jerk off to a guy pretending to be Bill Murray, at long last! That's because Hustler is releasing This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D in May. Here's the director on what you can expect: "When we did our Avatar parody, it was all about filming a porno film in 3D. But this movie is all about the 3D special effects. You’re going to be blown away at what at what a proton pack can do in 3D." Is that a double entendre? I can't even tell. Come on man, if you said "protein pack" at least we'd all be on the same page.

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There's Finally a 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' Porn Parody

Here's the trailer for a porn parody of Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, aptly titled Comedians in Cars Getting SEX. Directed by porn parody king Lee Roy Myers (responsible for the Simpsons porn parody, the Seinfeld porn parody, and dozens more), Comedians in Cars Getting SEX stars porn actors as Jerry Seinfeld and Sarah Silverman, driving around in a truck and having sex in the back seat.

(via Death and Taxes)

Did Anyone Order a Pee Wee's Big Adventure Porn Parody?

Behold, the trailer for Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody from Vivid Entertainment. While somehow technically safe-for-work, this trailer is most emphatically not safe for anyone wishing to spare their precious childhood memories from being sprayed uncontrollably with dirty, dirty whipped cream. I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs and ear canals with sandpaper-wrapped Q-tips now.

When It's Right, It's Right: Time For An Anchorman Porn Parody

I know it's not even 10 o'clock in the morning, but mi corazón es en fuego over the idea of an Anchorman porn parody, because somebody should be making money of that Afternoon Delight. Yesterday, porn actor Jack Lawrence tweeted photos from New Sensations’ Anchorman XXX: A Porn Parody, as the cast prepared to take the Unicorn Express to Pleasure Town. Also, hats off to the hardest working wardrobe department in the business. That means it's almost time for a Land Of The Lost porno, right? Right?

The 'Girls' Porn Parody Now Has a Trailer, and It's as Terrible as You Can Imagine

Hustler's porn parody of Lena Dunham's HBO show Girls now has a trailer and…well, here it is. (Don't worry, this is the SFW version.) This Ain't Girls XXX will see Hannah "forsake men, and boyfriend Adam, to experiment with lesbianism." When the parody was announced in May, Dunham was justifiably upset that her feminist series, which goes out of its way to portray realistic sex, was being used as the inspiration for porn. She also admitted that it just grossed her out, and I'm guessing this trailer won't change her mind. Below are all her tweets about the porn:

"It's Kind of Like a Mystery Science Theater, But With Porn"

It's a dusty day down in a small Mexican town. Dirt lines the streets, and men have that hungry look about them. You take a seat in a dark bar.

"Whiskey," you say to the barman.

As you reach into your pocket and feel nothin' but fuzz, there's a stirring from the seat next to you. A grizzled old man comes up out of the shadows.

"The hills, boy," he says to you, barely moving his lips. He points a gnarled, callused finger out the door, to the mountains in the distance. "Them's money shots in them thar hills."

-Treasure of the Sierra Porndre

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The Ghostbusters Porn Parody Trailer Is Pretty Spectacular

Sure, Ghostbusters 3 may or may not ever become a reality, but who needs it? The trailer for Hustler's upcoming Ghostbusters porn parody really has it all. Ron Jeremy? Check. Ridiculous special effects? Check. A version of the theme song that includes the lyrics "There's lots of slime, and there's lots of cum"? Check. I have been wanting to rub one out to a guy pretending to be Harold Ramis for so long, guys! My time has finally arrived!