Cartman Has Ass Burgers Disorder

In the new South Park episode premiering this Wednesday, Cartman has finally been diagnosed with Aspergers. Or Ass Burgers. Or a totally separate disease that makes him compulsively put burgers down his pants. Either way, if this preview is to be trusted, the new episode will continue the South Park mission of [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep]. Excuse me, I meant the irreverent skewering of [bleep]ing [bleep] in modern society. Hmm, I seem to be having some trouble with my typing. Just watch the [bleep]ing clip.

NTSF:SD:SUV:: Premieres Tonight, Gives You All The Jeff Goldblum You Can Handle

Adult Swim's NTSF:SD:SUV:: premieres Thursday, July 21 at 12:15am (confusing, since then it's actually tomorrow, yes? CLOCKS AM I RIGHT YOU GUYS?) following Children's Hospital. In an interview over at HuffPo, Paul Sheer discussed NTSF's upcoming guest stars, explaining "We got Jeff Golblum, and he was the best, so amazing. And then there's, like, the bad guy from Karate Kid! He plays the bad guy in our show. Peter Serafinowicz, who played Darth Maul [in Star Wars], he saw the original trailer and wanted to be involved. So we were like, "Why don't we just have him be the voice of the robot?" So he plays the [...]