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There Will Be an R-Rated 'Weird Science' Remake

A remake of the John Hughes '80s comedy Weird Science is on the way. Deadline reports that writer Michael Bacall (Scott Pilgrim, Project X) has been hired to pen the script, which will have an edgier, R-rated tone than the original like the 21 Jump Street remake, which Bacall also wrote. Written and directed by John Hughes, Weird Science followed a pair of nerdy teens (Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith) who create the perfect woman (Kelly LeBrock) with a computer. As far as remakes of classic John Hughes movies go, this seems like the one you could do while upsetting the least amount of people – unless we're [...]

(Sarcastically) Exciting News: Hollywood to Remake a Body Swap Movie

1984's All of Me was a very a good body-switching movie or, well, body-semi-switching movie. Lily Tomlin's character plans on a full swap but somehow ends up sharing Steve Martin's body with Steve. 'Twas a Steve Martin tour de funny. And now, almost 20 years later, DreamWorks is working on a remake. (This was after a previous attempt at a remake that would've starred Queen Latifah.) Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein, who previously wrote The Vow and Never Been Kissed, have written the script. The plan is for the remake to be about a man whose soul ends up sharing a woman's body. This is why we can't [...]

In Living Color Returns To Fox For Its 25th Anniversary

Remember In Living Color? Now do you remember In Living Color? Great. It's coming back, with Keenen Ivory Wayans as the host, for Fox's 25th anniversary celebration, and with a series option for next season. I'd like to officially go on the record here as saying that I'm in full support of networks bringing back shows from the past to celebrate their networkiversaries. So much more thoughtful an anniversary gift than jewelry. And now I'm on the record about it, so I can never deny it when I run for President of TV. That's how strongly I feel.

Ready The Darrins! CBS Orders A Bewitched Reboot

So…Betty White as Endora, right? Furthering Hollywood's efforts to remake every single moving image dating back to invention of cellulose nitrate, The Hollywood Reporter says CBS has ordered a script for a possible remake of Bewitched, which ran from 1964 to 1972. Personally, I feel like people might actual love a Bewitched reboot, since we already have the template for the successful modern witch sitcom: it was called Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and it helped shape me from the formless adolescent clay. So…Jerry Stiller for Uncle Arthur, then?

'30 Rock' Director Don Scardino Will Remake the 1979 Movie 'Going in Style'

Director Don Scardino, best known for directing more episodes of 30 Rock than anybody, just signed on to direct a remake of the 1979 comedy Going in Style, Deadline reports. The original, from filmmaker Martin Brest (Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run), starred George Burns, Art Carney, and Lee Strasberg as a trio of senior citizens who decide to rob a bank for a last bit of excitement before they pass away. Unlike most Hollywood remakes, this is a delightful choice of a movie to re-do because it's a good comedy without being a revered, iconic one, and although it features some strong performances, it's not impossible to [...]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wants to Remake 'Little Shop of Horrors'

So, Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants to make a new version of Little Shop of Horrors with him as Seymour. Normally, I'd complain that this is a classic that doesn't require remaking and that Hollywood is terrified of new ideas, blah blah blah, but the "original" Little Shop of Horrors starring Rick Moranis and Steve Martin was itself a remake of a 1960 Roger Corman film, so really, who am I to pass judgement? Maybe Hollywood can cement a nice 25-year cycle in which all profitable ideas are remade on schedule with appropriately buzz-worthy and sexy young actors/actresses replacing the original stars. And Joey G-L sure loves to sing and [...]

The Three Stooges Look True To Form In First Official Photo

Behold! The three stooges of The Three Stooges, Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos, and Sean Hayes. The Farrelly brothers definitely appear to be showing a deep directorial commitment to the haircuts of the original, that's for sure. Someone's gotta keep the wigmakers of this fine industry in non-allergenic hair-glue! Whether the movie will capture the original's madcap, slapstick, compoundword spirit, though, remains to be seen next April.

Is Adam Sandler Birthing A Three Men And A Baby Remake?

Hold onto your butts, because child abandonment just got a whole lot wackier! Rumors of an Adam Sandler Three Men And A Baby remake emerged today, along with claims that the new film would update the main characters, portrayed by Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson in the original, into three gay men tending to an errant infant. MovieWeb even claims Sandler's man-trio would be involved in a polyamorous relationship, a bold choice which seems extremely, extremely unlikely. If true, however, I will see you all in the front row on opening night, right? Chris Rock, David Spade and Rob Schneider are allegedly interested in [...]

Brandon T. Jackson Is Your New 'Beverly Hills Cop'

We reported last month that CBS had purchased a new TV version of Beverly Hills Cop that follows Eddie Murphy's character Axel Foley's son, Aaron Foley, and now, we know who Aaron Foley is gonna be: comedian and actor Brandon T. Jackson. You may know Jackson from movies like Tropic Thunder, Percy Jackson, and the third Big Momma's House movie, where he played the (step)son of another iconic character, Martin Lawrence's Malcolm "Big Momma" Turner. Humor Mill reports that Jackson is in final negotiations to star in the hour-long crime procedural (with strong comedic elements) from creator Shawn Ryan (The Shield).  TV's Beverly Hills Cop will revolve [...]

The Munsters Are Coming Back to 1313 Mockingbird Lane

The Munsters are back! Everyone's favorite family named after a cheese (who else thought the cheese was named after the show when they were little and was consequently afraid of the cheese? Just me?). Bryan Fuller, the creator of Pushing Daisies, has a pilot order to revive the sitcom as a "visually spectacular one-hour drama." It's still gonna be funny, though, right? What am I saying, of course it'll be funny. They're just like us, but monsters!

Ed Helms To Star In Remake Of French Caper Le Mac

Continuing his string of successes as a straight-laced nerd thrown into a pit of debauchery, Ed Helms will star in Le Mac, a remake of the French caper film released just last year. That must be some good source material! In addition to producing the movie for Ben Stiller's Red Hour production company, Variety reports that Helms "will star as a mild-mannered banker forced to masquerade as a notorious gangster and pimp," a role which sounds like it will make him extremely, almost paralyzingly flustered.

Russian Version Proves How I Met Your Mother Transcends Language

It's a testament to the entrenched structure and rhythm of sitcoms that most of us can watch this Russian version of How I Met Your Mother and know exactly the jokes being made. A man falls in love with a woman on-sight, as denoted by slow-motion? Check. The woman throws a drink in the man's face for making a misogynistic yet endearing come-on?  Check. He later embarrasses himself in front of a pretty, barely legal extra after drinking too much? Check. Someone falls off a chair onto his face? Double Check. The man's slimy friend in a dapper suit just wants to get in? Check and check. The [...]

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