Man, he really gives it to those chicks. (Though you can tell he doesn't feel comfortable eating the chicken nugget.) Those chicks probably won't walk straight for weeks because they're babies and are all wobbly and generally walk circuitously. Despite his success with chicks, in the clip below, Chelsea Handler isn't buying his ability with the chicks, like human lady chicks.
Remember in the 90s when there were all those signs that said, "Sex! Now that I have your attention, come to my Lollapalooza-inspired popsicle stand" (or whatever they had back then)? Conan O'Brien's new adult site, Conan.XXX, is not like that. It's just some sick shit like the above video of Andy devouring soup or the video below of a woman "sharpening pencils." It's impressive that they got that URL before the Conan the Barbarian porn parody, Conan the Barber of Her End, or the Conan O'Brien porn parody, Conan O'Brien: The Whore For Late Night.
Multiple times throughout the interview, Conan told Marc, "I'm worried about you." It seems reasonable, considering they've known each other for a while and Marc is Marc. And Marc, with his new haircut, does not disappoint, using his TV appearance to reason out Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation. Sadly, he doesn't follow through on it. That will have to wait until next sweeps. Below is the second part of the interview, in which he justifies having such a younger girlfriend, who seemingly has a list of all his friends that she is ready to sex if shit hits the fan. Classic Marc.
