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Emmy Voters Still Really Really Like Modern Family (And Louis C.K., Apparently)

Last night was the Emmy Awards, a three-hour-long ceremony the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences holds each year to honor Modern Family. The cast and crew of other TV comedies are invited to attend too, but they know going in that they will probably lose to Modern Family and that they were only nominated because there aren’t enough people working on Modern Family to fill every category.

Modern Family won a whopping four Emmys, significantly more than any other comedy at last night’s awards. Included in Modern Family’s bounty is the prize for Outstanding Comedy Series, which the sitcom has taken home for three years in a row [...]

So, Who Got Snubbed?!!?!

Have you had a chance to digest the Emmy Nominations? If not, let me suggest a spoon full of salt and a spoon full of cocaine. Ok, now that that's settled, it's time for some good ol' fashioned gripin'.

Let's start at the top with "Outstanding Comedy Series". Obviously, it would be nice to see Community up there but that wasn't going to happen – it doesn't really thrive when only digested through a few episode submissions, it demands a certain all out immersion. So, the real snub here is Parks & Recreation. It's such a good fit for the Emmys: it's friendly, not cuckoo bananas, fairly episodic, [...]

So Who All Won At The Emmys (Aside From Modern Family)?

Here's hoping you bet your last nickel on Modern Family's Emmy domination, because you're about to be rich! Rich in nickel-y goodness! Despite what it might have felt like in real-time, the official Emmy winners list confirms that other funny people and shows did, in fact, win awards last night. People and shows like…

Joel McHale on Community's Emmy Chances

Having recently received a Critics' Choice Television Awards nomination, Community's Joel McHale is also hoping he'll soon be cradling that sweet, sweet golden lady statuette following an Emmy nomination. As for why his show has received critical praise but not the commensurate industry love of, say, a 30 Rock, Joel explains, "I’ve been told our audience skews young, which is good, and also that older people don’t understand the show, which is something else… But I just try to illuminate Dan Harmon and the writers’ jokes. [If] we don’t get nominated again this year for anything, but we continue to get the critical acclaim, I’ll be [...]

What Do We Think About These Emmy Submission Episodes, Hmmm?

While some programs are still selecting the episodes for their comedy Emmy submissions, Deadline has 10 episodes that have already been selected. How exactly does a show chose the handful of episodes to be judged? As Community's Dan Harmon put it, "I want to see character, I want to see story, I want to see television taken seriously. It’s grounded in character. Nobody is wearing a weird costume; no one is acting like they’re in The Matrix.” Or he just hasn't seen the best Matrix-based situation comedy script. Yet. Each series is allowed to submit 6 episodes for the category of Outstanding Comedy series, so let's start casting [...]

Ben Schwartz Seems to Really Hate Don Cheadle and Really Love Profanity

What an ass Don Cheadle is. What is he even the Don of? Jerks? It's wonderful that Ben Schwartz was brave enough to tell the truth. This is the first of a Hollywood Reporter series in which they're having actors "stump" for their Emmy-nominated costars. Can't wait for the video in which the dog from Modern Family just takes a shit on a photo of the cast.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Celebrate The Daily Show Emmy Win (The Statuette, Not So Much)

While Jon Stewart celebrates Sunday's Daily Show Emmy win, it seems that the show's ninth consecutive year at the top of Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series category has only further complicated the dark erotic entanglement between Jon, Stephen Colbert and Emmy herself. Just to be clear, however, Jon Stewart definitely tapped that first. Stephen Colbert, that is.

The New (Fake) Office Cast Members Debut At The Emmys

In order to make up for Steve Carrell's egregious loss last night, The Emmys presented The Office's new employees, everyone else who is currently on TV anywhere, including Tracy Jordan, Olivia Benson and Cee Lo Green in some kind of out-of-control robot chair. I also feel like this bit offers more backstory for Creed than the actual Office ever has. What I wouldn't give for a Breaking Bad cross-over. WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE.

Abed Predicts the Emmy Comedy Winners With a Little Help from ABBA

If anyone would have some very strong opinion about potential Emmy winners, Community's Abed Nadir would be it. Citing the time-tested ABBA pattern of Emmy picks, Abed is able to calculate the Best Comedy winner, at least in a year of sub-par HBO offerings such as this one. Of course, Abed's opinions might be skewed, seeing as how he's getting a lot of his TV info from Shirley (On Modern Family: "My friend Shirley says that show is about 'thumbing noses at the book of Leviticus.' Don't know what that means but sounds boring.") Despite trends that emerged between 1989 to 1992, 30 Rock is out, seeing as [...]

Bill Hader Was as Surprised about His Nomination as Everyone Else, if Not More so

By far the most exciting surprise of this morning's Emmy nominations was that Bill Hader got a nod for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Hader spoke to the Hollywood Reporter about finding out: "It wasn't [on my radar]. It wasn't like, 'Oh yea! The Emmy nominations are coming out!'" He continued:

I got up early this morning with my daughter and my wife. We had breakfast. I checked my e-mail, nothing was there. Looked at my phone, everything was good. Hopped into the shower. When I came out, all of a sudden it was like 30 messages. My wife and daughter were gone so then I [...]

And The Emmy For #1 Sex Champion Goes To…The Lonely Island!

The Lonely Island Emmy medley of "Jack Sparrow," "I Just Had Sex" and "3-way" was a delight, wasn't it? This is the kind of moment all of these bloated awards shows desperately need; anyone can sit through hours upon hours of awards if you just give them a little bit of Bill Macy-freaking fun. Between the spasmodically gyrating wave-men, Maya Rudolph getting double-teamed by Ed Helms and John Stamos and the gigantic billowing American flags, their performance seems like the last push we need for society to finally, officially, recognize that it's not gay if it's in a three-way. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

The Emmys Lures In Viewers, Using Jackée As Bait

Do not promise me Jackée that you can't deliver, Emmys promo video. Megan Mullally and Jeremy Piven are also great in the video written and directed by Paul Downs and Lucia Aniello, but how dare they get my hopes up for the involvement of Jackée Harry? That Emmy hat! Jesus Christ, it makes me angry just thinking about how little Jackée is going to be featured at that awards show. It just makes me want to punch another hole in the wall. Not the wall while I keep my Jackée shrine, of course. I'm not some kind of monster.

Stephen Colbert Slaps Jimmy Fallon's Hands Away From His Coattails

If you were hoping for a Stephen Colbert/Jimmy Fallon beef to break out over the upcoming Emmys, your oddly specific wish has been granted. On last night's Colbert, Stephen went for his erstwhile pal's jugular after seeing that Fallon had used a photo of Colbert's rendition of "Friday" as part of his Emmy promotional materials, despite the fact that they're competing in the same category. "I don't know why you'd need to. After all, segments in which audience members lick trombones for $10 scream broadcast excellence," Colbert wrote in his new, very own thank-you notes segment. "May riding my coat tails in your screener win you an [...]

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