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Harry Potter and the Lost Generation, by Julien Darmoni

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The Most Useless Animals in the World, by Max Schwartz

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On Behalf of Airway Airlines, Thank You For Choosing Us and Knowingly Riding This Plane Full of Supernatural Creatures, by Ben Hargrave

The 10 Best Sneezes of 2016, by Jonathan Zeller

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I Am the Official Boatman of the Hudson River, by Luke Strickler

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