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Hierarchy of the White House, by Don Plattner

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Harry Potter and the Lost Generation, by Julien Darmoni

Typical New Yorkers, by Jeremy Glass

Howie, by Noell Wolfgram Evans

The Most Useless Animals in the World, by Max Schwartz

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The Bodyguard: Punjab Resigns as Head of Warbucks Security Detail, by Patricia Grant

On Behalf of Airway Airlines, Thank You For Choosing Us and Knowingly Riding This Plane Full of Supernatural Creatures, by Ben Hargrave

The 10 Best Sneezes of 2016, by Jonathan Zeller

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