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The World Needs Another ‘Poltergeist,’ by Brandon Hartley

The Right Man For the Job, by Django Gold

Auctioneering School Courses, by Alonso Cisneros

To Whom It May Concern: The Contents of This Email Are Rather Concerning, by Taylor Sade

Federal Investigation Into the Magical Growing Fruit Farm of Farmer Maroo: Employee Interviews, by Brandon Hicks

“The Amorous Biped” – Romance Fiction Found in My Backpack After an Abduction by Alien Aircraft, by Frank Allbritten

Crowdsourced Edits to Various DIY Home Improvement Instructions to Account For My Incompetence, by Roger Taylor

Do You Like Sports? Because I Do Not Like Sports, by Pablo Goldstein

Woodstock, by Andrew Cushing

Brochure Enough, by Matthew David Brozik

An Excerpt From ‘FUDS: A Complete Encyclofoodia’

The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Birthday Cake, by Dan Rozier

An Open Letter to Marissa of Girl Scout Troop #715, by Geoffrey Asmus

How the Other Half “Lives,” by Ryan Patricks

A Quick Reminder Before Our Rainforest Expedition Begins, by Blythe Roberson

11 Fun and Easy Cleanses That You Need to Try Today, by Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby

We Wanted to Alert You to a Rather Large Purchase, by Ian Goldstein

Why My Anime Girlfriend is Much Cooler Than My Stepmom Brenda, by Devin Rosni

I Am Pleased to Inform You That Someone Now Has a Tattoo Inspired by You and/or Your Work, by Molly Bradley

The Bean Salad Recipe Book, by Jon Wolper