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I’m Changing This Bar’s Jazz Jam Session Rules, by Brian Dunn

Gentlemen, It Seems My Briefcase is Full of Candy, Not Money, by Eric Farwell

You Almost Certainly Won’t Discover A Body During Your Hike Today, But Just In Case, by Juliana Gray

You’ll Love This Home That I Definitely Haven’t Been Living In, by Henry Johnson

A Syllabus From a Really Cool Professor, by Zack Stovall

I Turned My Bag of Chips Upside Down and I Think I’m Finally Ready to Forgive My Father, by Jon Forrest Allan

Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter, by Dan Fitzpatrick

Please Consider These Edits to My Obituary, by Zachary Clark

Detective Story, by Jesse David Fox

We Did It. We Created Chili’s Town®, by Jason Nawara

One Think Piece To Rule Them All, by Luke Pohjala

Skip The $4 Latte! And 9 More Personal Finance Tips, by Adam Bertocci

Before We Rob This House, Let’s Play Some Skeeball, by Sam Pasternack

Patrick Bateman Reviews Taylor Swift, by Olga Lexell

Hardworking Young Professional Seeks New Career in Making Sure the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons Don’t Come to Life, by Lucas Gardner

Branding Your Infant for the 21st Century Marketplace, by Pablo Goldstein

More Devastating Greek Tragedies, by Blythe Roberson

Anton Chekhov’s ‘Wario,’ by Alex Firer

I Won’t Have Any Showboating on My Harlem Globetrotters, by Chris Partridge

A Predator Drone Bombs On Stage, by Zain Khalid