I Am Pleased to Inform You That Someone Now Has a Tattoo Inspired by You and/or Your Work, by Molly Bradley

The Bean Salad Recipe Book, by Jon Wolper

FCC Complaint: When Did Grainy Images of My Own Future Demise Become Acceptable Television? by Charlie Stockman

Opening Remarks at the 3rd Annual Tremendousfest Improv Festival, by Lauren Church

We Promise Terry Isn’t the Author, by Luke Strickler

Snow Globe Weather Forecast, by Alonso Cisneros

The Original Paleo Diet, by Keith Wisniewski

A Spencer’s Gifts Manager Chastises the Staff, by Lucas Gardner

Family Meeting About Jason, Who is Back From the Dead, by Matthew Johnson

Son, This ‘Monopoly’ Investment Scheme Is No Substitute For a Steady Job, by Adam Bertocci

The Family’s New Coat of Arms, by Jake Tuck

Kale’s Agent Convinces It To Do a Soup for Olive Garden, by Steven An

A Politician Applies For a Job at McDonald’s, by Ben Godar

Thank You For Financing My Diss Track, by Erik Cofer

Would You Like to Buy a Sack of Bees? by Brian Agler

Is He Marriage Material, or Is He a Herman Miller Aeron Chair? by Thomas Scott

The Dead Dog Farm Upstate, by Luke Pohjala

NASA’s Response to a Child Prodigy, by Ian Abramson

I Apologize For Your Negative Hotel Experience, by Jon Wolper

The Real Israeli-Palestinian Crisis is My Lack of Knowledge About it, by Evan Waite