I’m Tired of Being Cast as Young Russell Crowe, by Sam Pasternack

Blake Lively’s Memoir: Special Sneak Peek!! by Mitra Jouhari

Crowdfund My Lunch, by Zack Stovall

The Student, by Julien Darmoni

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up After Your Breakup with Trevor, by Erica Lies

Thank You For Your Submission to Moe’s Southwest Grill, by Jeff Vitkun

Notes From a Lasagna Dumpling Video Shoot, by Jeremy Glass

Thighs Deserve an Iconic Pop Song, by Evan Waite

Dear State of California: Please Approve My Application for Paid Family Leave as My Husband Elvis Is Now a Disembodied Head, by Patricia Grant

Rejuvenation Manual for Wretched Females, by Sarah Hutto

No, Your Ruse Did Not Scare Me, Despite Evidence to the Contrary, by Andy Boyle

We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room, by Bizzy Coy

A Letter to the Editor Regarding School Attendance of Students Whose Insides Are 40% Spider Eggs That Could Hatch Any Minute, by Roger Taylor

Noah’s Ark FAQs, by Matt Stofsky

It is Now My Turn to Yell About the Bad Thing That Happened, by Brad Austin

Please Stop Body-Shaming Me for Being the Ice Cream Cone Pokémon, by Colin Heasley

Turns Out, the Client Isn’t Very Ticklish, by Larry Lee

If the Girls in Bunk H Were Your Family Members, by Graham Techler

Dad’s Return From the War Should Not Count as a Birthday Gift, by John Ambrosio

Strategies for Defending a Basketball-Playing Dog, by Daniel Carrillo