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A Request For Time Off Work to Be Spiritual Like My Friend, Wesley, by Matthew Mazer

An Open Letter to the Star My Uncle Named After Me, by Matthew David Brozik

I Ate a Hundred Marbles and Now My MALE Doctor Says I’m Full of Glass? Nice Try, Mansplainers! by Mitra Jouhari

An Excerpt from ‘The Drama Sutra,’ by Paige Weldon

A Letter of Complaint to the Bureau of Genies, Monkey’s Paws, and Birthday Candles, by Chris Morgan

Let Me Make You a Sound Bath, Babe, by Nihar Patel

An Excerpt from ‘Trump’s America: The Complete Loser’s Guide,’ by Scott Dikkers

Being From the Case Files of Chandler Bing: A Study in White, by Julien Darmoni

The Metrics of Fool-Shaming, by Zack Bornstein

I’m Changing This Bar’s Jazz Jam Session Rules, by Brian Dunn

Gentlemen, It Seems My Briefcase is Full of Candy, Not Money, by Eric Farwell

You Almost Certainly Won’t Discover A Body During Your Hike Today, But Just In Case, by Juliana Gray

You’ll Love This Home That I Definitely Haven’t Been Living In, by Henry Johnson

A Syllabus From a Really Cool Professor, by Zack Stovall

I Turned My Bag of Chips Upside Down and I Think I’m Finally Ready to Forgive My Father, by Jon Forrest Allan

Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter, by Dan Fitzpatrick

Please Consider These Edits to My Obituary, by Zachary Clark

Detective Story, by Jesse David Fox

We Did It. We Created Chili’s Town®, by Jason Nawara

One Think Piece To Rule Them All, by Luke Pohjala