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My New Life Under a Pile of Sticks in the Woods, by Jeremy Freeze

How Walt Maguire, Forensic Puppeteer, Spends His Sundays, by Walt Maguire

She Meets He, by Ellie Opulent

The Hamburglar’s Manifesto, by Chris Morgan

Alien Sleep Recording 461, by Luke Strickler

Taylor Swifties, by Norman Birnbach

A Post-Melt Guide to Local Wildlife, by James Seidler

The Camel’s Dream, by Evan Waite and Frank Santopadre

The World Needs Another ‘Poltergeist,’ by Brandon Hartley

The Right Man For the Job, by Django Gold

Auctioneering School Courses, by Alonso Cisneros

To Whom It May Concern: The Contents of This Email Are Rather Concerning, by Taylor Sade

Federal Investigation Into the Magical Growing Fruit Farm of Farmer Maroo: Employee Interviews, by Brandon Hicks

“The Amorous Biped” – Romance Fiction Found in My Backpack After an Abduction by Alien Aircraft, by Frank Allbritten

Crowdsourced Edits to Various DIY Home Improvement Instructions to Account For My Incompetence, by Roger Taylor

Do You Like Sports? Because I Do Not Like Sports, by Pablo Goldstein

Woodstock, by Andrew Cushing

Brochure Enough, by Matthew David Brozik

An Excerpt From ‘FUDS: A Complete Encyclofoodia’

The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Birthday Cake, by Dan Rozier