Kale’s Agent Convinces It To Do a Soup for Olive Garden, by Steven An

A Politician Applies For a Job at McDonald’s, by Ben Godar

Thank You For Financing My Diss Track, by Erik Cofer

Would You Like to Buy a Sack of Bees? by Brian Agler

Is He Marriage Material, or Is He a Herman Miller Aeron Chair? by Thomas Scott

The Dead Dog Farm Upstate, by Luke Pohjala

NASA’s Response to a Child Prodigy, by Ian Abramson

I Apologize For Your Negative Hotel Experience, by Jon Wolper

The Real Israeli-Palestinian Crisis is My Lack of Knowledge About it, by Evan Waite

This Candlelight Vigil Is In Full Effect!, by Django Gold

An Airbnb Review of Charles and Linda’s Unique Private Room, by Spencer Ham

Letting My Parents Know, by Blake Henderson

A Profile of Acting Legend John C. Reilly, by Blythe Roberson

Write What You Know, by Jesse Porter

Air Bud: Glory Days, by Joe Veix

For Your Comfort and Safety, by Dan Dillabough

The Golden Age of CB Radio, by Aboubacar Ndiaye

Holden Caulfield Applies for an HR Position, by Dan Morey

Ask the Existentially Troubled Housekeeping Expert, by Luke Burns

The Summer Caretaker at the Overlook Hotel Asks for a Raise, by David Guzman