Last-Minute Gift Ideas Sure to Streamline Your Rise to Power, by Cody Ziler

Electrical Appliances I Would Make Sweet Love To, If Required, by Sarah Hutto

I Am the Official Boatman of the Hudson River, by Luke Strickler

The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined, by Bizzy Coy

Inventions I Plan on Pitching to Powerful Venture Capitalists, by Jeremy Glass

The Harem Guards Will Rock You, Eventually, Maybe, by Jerry Renek

An Honest Concession Speech, by Asterios Kokkinos and Hana Michels

Death Eater Monuments Are a Matter of Heritage, Not Hate, by Mike Jungman

Judge Doom’s Toon Execution Room, by Geoffrey Golden

The Underground Cartoonist’s Guide to Drawing Gigantic Sweat Drops Emerging From His Characters’ Foreheads When They Are in the Midst of Lustful Gaze [1971 Edition], by Alex Firer

I’m Tired of Being Cast as Young Russell Crowe, by Sam Pasternack

Blake Lively’s Memoir: Special Sneak Peek!! by Mitra Jouhari

Crowdfund My Lunch, by Zack Stovall

The Student, by Julien Darmoni

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up After Your Breakup with Trevor, by Erica Lies

Thank You For Your Submission to Moe’s Southwest Grill, by Jeff Vitkun

Notes From a Lasagna Dumpling Video Shoot, by Jeremy Glass

Thighs Deserve an Iconic Pop Song, by Evan Waite

Dear State of California: Please Approve My Application for Paid Family Leave as My Husband Elvis Is Now a Disembodied Head, by Patricia Grant

Rejuvenation Manual for Wretched Females, by Sarah Hutto