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The Original Paleo Diet, by Keith Wisniewski

A Spencer’s Gifts Manager Chastises the Staff, by Lucas Gardner

Family Meeting About Jason, Who is Back From the Dead, by Matthew Johnson

Son, This ‘Monopoly’ Investment Scheme Is No Substitute For a Steady Job, by Adam Bertocci

The Family’s New Coat of Arms, by Jake Tuck

Kale’s Agent Convinces It To Do a Soup for Olive Garden, by Steven An

A Politician Applies For a Job at McDonald’s, by Ben Godar

Thank You For Financing My Diss Track, by Erik Cofer

Would You Like to Buy a Sack of Bees? by Brian Agler

Is He Marriage Material, or Is He a Herman Miller Aeron Chair? by Thomas Scott

The Dead Dog Farm Upstate, by Luke Pohjala

NASA’s Response to a Child Prodigy, by Ian Abramson

I Apologize For Your Negative Hotel Experience, by Jon Wolper

The Real Israeli-Palestinian Crisis is My Lack of Knowledge About it, by Evan Waite

This Candlelight Vigil Is In Full Effect!, by Django Gold

An Airbnb Review of Charles and Linda’s Unique Private Room, by Spencer Ham

Letting My Parents Know, by Blake Henderson

A Profile of Acting Legend John C. Reilly, by Blythe Roberson

Write What You Know, by Jesse Porter

Air Bud: Glory Days, by Joe Veix