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Branding Your Infant for the 21st Century Marketplace, by Pablo Goldstein

More Devastating Greek Tragedies, by Blythe Roberson

Anton Chekhov’s ‘Wario,’ by Alex Firer

I Won’t Have Any Showboating on My Harlem Globetrotters, by Chris Partridge

A Predator Drone Bombs On Stage, by Zain Khalid

I’m Selling Artisanal Ten-Dollar Words! by Jason Hayes

The Moon “They” Don’t Want You to Know About, by Matthew David Brozik

Advertising Email Subject Lines Written by Someone Who Accidentally Hit a Drifter While Driving Home the Other Night, by Dan Rozier

The Only People Who Have Ever Seen Rob’s Penis, by Sam Gallewin

What Your Favorite Automobile from Television or the Movies Says About You, by Gary M. Almeter

Interview Tips Employers Don’t Want You to Know, by David Henne

Don’t Ask Me About Being Lost at Sea, by Kathryn Doyle

Let’s Just Say Our Vacation Would Make a Great Chevy Chase Movie, by Evan Greenspoon

The Hungry Little Spider: A Children’s Book by Barry Delmar Ph.D, Head of the Entomology Department at Johns Hopkins University, by Simon Johnston

U.S. Infrastructure Night at the Landing Strip, by Luke Pohjala

I’m Beginning to Suspect That You, My Roommate, Are Not Famed Artist Banksy, by Max Knoblauch

Oral History of a Sandwich, by Jon Wolper

I Did It. I Did. Me. By Matthew David Brozik

Animal Expert, by Blythe Roberson

My New Life Under a Pile of Sticks in the Woods, by Jeremy Freeze