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Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter, by Dan Fitzpatrick

Please Consider These Edits to My Obituary, by Zachary Clark

Detective Story, by Jesse David Fox

We Did It. We Created Chili’s Town®, by Jason Nawara

One Think Piece To Rule Them All, by Luke Pohjala

Skip The $4 Latte! And 9 More Personal Finance Tips, by Adam Bertocci

Before We Rob This House, Let’s Play Some Skeeball, by Sam Pasternack

Patrick Bateman Reviews Taylor Swift, by Olga Lexell

Hardworking Young Professional Seeks New Career in Making Sure the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons Don’t Come to Life, by Lucas Gardner

Branding Your Infant for the 21st Century Marketplace, by Pablo Goldstein

More Devastating Greek Tragedies, by Blythe Roberson

Anton Chekhov’s ‘Wario,’ by Alex Firer

I Won’t Have Any Showboating on My Harlem Globetrotters, by Chris Partridge

A Predator Drone Bombs On Stage, by Zain Khalid

I’m Selling Artisanal Ten-Dollar Words! by Jason Hayes

The Moon “They” Don’t Want You to Know About, by Matthew David Brozik

Advertising Email Subject Lines Written by Someone Who Accidentally Hit a Drifter While Driving Home the Other Night, by Dan Rozier

The Only People Who Have Ever Seen Rob’s Penis, by Sam Gallewin

What Your Favorite Automobile from Television or the Movies Says About You, by Gary M. Almeter

Interview Tips Employers Don’t Want You to Know, by David Henne