The Complete Oral History of “The Star Spangled Banner” (Fictionalized Slightly for Entertainment Value), by Lucas Gardner

An Excerpt from ‘Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting’ by Doug Moe

My Husband Tim, Who Is My Husband, by Jamie Loftus

I’m Sorry That My Self-Driving Car Didn’t Think the Ren Faire Was an Impenetrable Obstacle, by Sarah Hutto

I Stand Vigilant Before Master’s Sarcophagus and Yet Heroes Keep Breaking into His Tomb, by Matt Corluka

The Lunches My Child Has Been Served at School Can’t Possibly Be the Source of His Terrifying Powers, by Cody Ziler

The Movie Pitch for ‘Horse in Motion’ (1878), by Collin Gossel

That’s the Last Time I Plan an Art Heist on Facebook Events, by Bizzy Coy

An Excerpt from ‘The Official Handbook of the Bowieverse,’ by Alex Firer and Kenny Keil

They Can’t All Be Spider-Man: Your Handy Guide to B-Level Super-Powered Folk, by Kit Lively

Your Application To Cryobank NYC Has Been Denied, by Harris Mayersohn and Blythe Roberson

Hierarchy of the White House, by Don Plattner

We Tried All The Abandoned Kitchens in This Post-Apocalyptic Brownstone So You Don’t Have To, by Molly Taft

Cormac McCarthy Rents ‘Tin Cup’ from a Blockbuster Video, by Patrick Coyne

An Excerpt from ‘Danger…With a Hard G’ by Matthew David Brozik

15 Rules to Follow While You Are Inside My Time Machine, by Michael A. Ferro

Some Personal News (1806), by Jon Wolper

Harry Potter and the Lost Generation, by Julien Darmoni

Typical New Yorkers, by Jeremy Glass

Howie, by Noell Wolfgram Evans