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An Open Letter to Marissa of Girl Scout Troop #715, by Geoffrey Asmus

How the Other Half “Lives,” by Ryan Patricks

A Quick Reminder Before Our Rainforest Expedition Begins, by Blythe Roberson

11 Fun and Easy Cleanses That You Need to Try Today, by Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby

We Wanted to Alert You to a Rather Large Purchase, by Ian Goldstein

Why My Anime Girlfriend is Much Cooler Than My Stepmom Brenda, by Devin Rosni

I Am Pleased to Inform You That Someone Now Has a Tattoo Inspired by You and/or Your Work, by Molly Bradley

The Bean Salad Recipe Book, by Jon Wolper

FCC Complaint: When Did Grainy Images of My Own Future Demise Become Acceptable Television? by Charlie Stockman

Opening Remarks at the 3rd Annual Tremendousfest Improv Festival, by Lauren Church

We Promise Terry Isn’t the Author, by Luke Strickler

Snow Globe Weather Forecast, by Alonso Cisneros

The Original Paleo Diet, by Keith Wisniewski

A Spencer’s Gifts Manager Chastises the Staff, by Lucas Gardner

Family Meeting About Jason, Who is Back From the Dead, by Matthew Johnson

Son, This ‘Monopoly’ Investment Scheme Is No Substitute For a Steady Job, by Adam Bertocci

The Family’s New Coat of Arms, by Jake Tuck

Kale’s Agent Convinces It To Do a Soup for Olive Garden, by Steven An

A Politician Applies For a Job at McDonald’s, by Ben Godar

Thank You For Financing My Diss Track, by Erik Cofer