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Book of Mormon Songwriter to Sing in the Key of Springfield

Robert Lopez, the Tony Award-winning songwriter of Avenue Q and Book of Mormon, has written an original song that will be used in the April 29th episode of The Simpsons. This comes almost nine years to day of the last time The Simpsons featured a completely new song that was not a parody (the last was during season 14's "Dude, Where's My Ranch?), which is pretty crazy, considering how big music was to the earlier seasons of the show. The song will be sung by guest-star Steve Coogan, who will play a cruise ship entertainment director who, "entertains the ship's passengers with a song that causes Bart to [...]

Ranking Every Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Segment, From Worst to First

Last night, for the 22nd straight year, dating back to 1990, The Simpsons aired its annual Treehouse of Horror episode. The results were, well, a little underwhelming, as you'll soon see below. What's below, you may ask? Well, I've ranked all 66 segments from every Treehouse episode, including last night's, from worst to first, with a plot description, reason for said ranking, and a memorable quote. If you just want to read the quote part and look at the pretty pictures, I totally get that.

So, brew up a Skittlebrau using the candy you'd have otherwise used for trick or treaters, and let's do this.

Simpsons Actors Are Ready For Their Pay Cut

The cast of The Simpsons are prepared to take a substantial pay cut, although not one as bad as the rumored 45% slashing. The actors still won't get a cut of the show's back end profits, despite Harry Shearer's request for their share of merchandising glory (money).

It's pretty clear that the cast members want to keep their jobs on The Simpsons, and we know the producers are game. The big decision's all on you, Fox: do we get one more season, or two?

The Changing Role of Guest Stars on The Simpsons

The Simpsons has been around for ages, and its characters have become deeply engrained in popular culture. Even secondary characters such as Groundskeeper Willie and Milhouse Van Houten are better known than the main characters in most other sitcoms. However, there are many, many characters, some recurring and some seen only once, voiced by people who aren’t in the show’s supremely talented cast: guest stars.

Guest stars have played a large role in The Simpsons since nearly the beginning of the show, but how the show has used them has changed drastically over the years. Looking at the use of guest stars over so long gives a good glimpse [...]

The Day Twitter Gave Birth to Bart Simpson

What do the Chicago Tribune, Netflix, and Rolling Stone have in common? They all used the event of Bart Simpson's birthday last week to promote themselves. Normally, I have no problem with Simpsons-related tweets, even for selfish reasons (I've posted almost 3,000 of them myself), but the thing is, Bart's birthday wasn't last week. All three of the above tweeted a Bart birthday post, and in doing so, they helped propagate a lie.

Maybe "lie" is too harsh a word, as it implies intent or even malice. The word "misinformation" is more apt. On Wednesday, the Twitter collective somewhat randomly decided that it was Bart Simpon's 32nd birthday. [...]

The Making of "Homer at the Bat," Twenty Years Later

Fans of The Simpsons and/or our national pastime will enjoy this study of classic early episode "Homer at the Bat." At last, someone gets to the bottom of Mr. Burns' obsession with Don Mattingly's sideburns!

Six Things The Simpsons Could Do In Seasons 24 and 25 to Rejuvenate the Series

Late last week, news broke that after seemingly months of speculation, even though it was in reality about a week (a HELLACIOUS week, though), The Simpsons will air for two more seasons, its 24th and 25th. That means that in the spring of 2014, there will be over 550 episodes of the world’s most perfectly cromulent show for public consumption, and millions of “This show is still on?” comments on whatever social media platform that will soon destroy Twitter.

But yes, The Simpsons is still on TV. Although it’s not as era-defining as it was during seasons 2-12, it’s still a good sitcom, one that can occasionally [...]

The Simpsons Remakes the Dexter Opening, with Flanders as Dexter

Entertainment Weekly has a clip from the upcoming Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXII, in which the part of Dexter is played by Ned Flanders. Apparently, he is under the impression that God wants him to murder certain people. Oh, that Ned!

The Simpsons: Not a Kids' Show Since 1989

I started teaching The Simpsons at the college level in 2000, and in the years since, I've encountered many students who had not been allowed to watch The Simpsons as children. I felt disappointment on behalf of those students, but not judgment against their parents; The Simpsons, after all, is not a kids' show. I couldn't begin to suggest a right age to allow children to watch the show; it really depends on the individual child. However, smart, layered television like The Simpsons makes its viewers smarter (if you don't believe me, see Steven Johnson's Everything Bad is Good For You), so I generally believe that good parenting involves [...]

Well, You Could Always Buy Some Glue That Looks Like Homer Simpson

You can buy this Homer Simpson-shaped piece of glue for just £151,100.00 if you act now! Because that is what the value bestowed upon it by the free market, and that is what it is worth. Think of all the Simpsons episodes you could act out with it before getting it stuck to your hand! (By the way, this thing would go for even more if Chelsea Peretti sold it on QVC).

The Simpsons Lives On! (For At Least Two More Seasons)

For those of you who replied about my suicide cult email, thank you so much for RSVPing, but it turns out Fox has renewed The Simpsons for two more seasons. So now I have to find out if Costco will take back a full pallet of Kool-Aid mix. Mondays! Apparently the Simpsons' newly signed contract will bring the show up to 559 episodes by 2014. Though it's not confirmed, it is believed the cast agreed to the 45% pay cut Fox had required them to take, which we all kind of assumed they would anyway. “Woo Hoo! I outlasted Andy Rooney,” Homer replied in a statement. And  I [...]

Simpsons Fans Decide Fate of Ned/Edna Romance, Skinner Sobs Quietly In His Car

Don't blame me; I voted for No Nedna. Following the season finale on Sunday, fans can vote online for the fate of The Simpsons' Ned Flanders/Edna Krabappel romance for the show's next season. Sure, we've all been rooting for everyone's favorite spinster elementary teacher as she burns through Springfield's eligible bachelors (Moe, Sideshow Bob, a photo of Gordie Howe). And seeing as how Flanders has probably resorted born-again virginity, maybe she's the only woman for the job. But I will be damned if I give up on the idea of Edna and Seymour together forever. I will be damned of one of their babies doesn't look at [...]

Milhouse-ian Characters: An Appreciation

The unwieldy behemoth known as The Simpsons has had a massive, indelible impact on popular culture. Its characters are iconic, and to many embody particular archetypes of characters you find in the world of comedy. There are so many great characters on the show who deserve to be lauded to the heavens, but there is one character I would like to focus on: Milhouse Van Houten.

Milhouse is so perfectly indicative of a particular brand of comedic character I go as far as to call such characters “Milhouse-ian,” though that may also be owed to the amount of time I’ve invested in the world of The Simpsons. Barney Gumble [...]