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Steve Coogan Puts News of the World Editor, Tittle-Tattle On Blast

Why do I get the feeling that every heated argument you might have with Steve Coogan involves him pointing out how "Hitler was nice to dogs"? In the wake of the ongoing News of the World phone-tapping scandal in Britain, Coogan, along with former Director-General of the BBC Greg Dyke, rips into News' former features editor Paul McMullen, who seems to have forgotten that his publication is 15% illegal phone tapping, 85% upskirts, and 100% tittle-tattle.

Tina Fey Tries, Fails To Celebrate Great Women Writers

In this SNL web exclusive, Tina Fey celebrates great women writers…while the male announcer invariably turns the conversation back to the complete unfuckability of Virginia Woolf, Eudora Welty and other literary greats. The contrast of Fey encouraging women to become comedy writers and jokes about how Virginia Woolf was so hideous she died "not a moment too soon" is nothing short of depressing. While the nod to the announcer's piss jar is hilarious/appreciated, the conceit that certain women are so unattractive they should just die is not exactly the freshest hook on which to hang their comedy hat. Also, give Agatha Christie a break! They didn't have fluoridated [...]

The ¡Three Amigos!, Together Again

To commemorate the 25th anniversary of the comedy western ¡Three Amigos! (or just because they could and it was a great idea), Empire brought together Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short and their director John Landis for a reunion interview, and apply a liberal coating of lip balm. Wherever there is injustice, you will find them, standing near the craft services table.

Snoop Dogg Does The Damn Thing At Comedy Central's Trump Roast

The Roast of Donald Trump March 15 10:30/9:30c Preview – Snoop Dogg – The White House www.comedycentral.com Tosh.0 Funny Jokes The Comedy Awards

I personally love, love, love the roasts (except for Flavor Flav's; that was just embarrassing for everyone involved), and Comedy Central's Roast Of Donald Trump looks like it's filled with plenty of deep, vitriolic hate [...]

Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

The Onion News Network, in top form: "She was just a normal kid, she wasn't some fat, dumb Mormon fuckface who should've drank herself to death when she had the chance."

Melissa McCarthy Based Her Bridesmaids Character on Guy Fieri, Of Course

Frankly, I'm sort of embarrassed that I didn't pick up on this earlier; it's so beautifully obvious. So painfully money. As the actress explains on Conan last night, Melissa McCarthy's Bridesmaids character is based on The Food Network's Guy Fieri, with a sprinkle of Midwestern lady. The Kangol hat? The short-sleeve button down? The volatile charisma tempered with an inexplicable charm? It's all an homage. "Every scene I would have my glasses on the back of my head," McCarthy explained. "I tried for a long time to convince them to let me wear short, white, spiky hair, and they were like, 'You can't actually be Guy Fieri.'" McCarthy [...]

David Koechner Shows Amy Poehler What She Will See Before She Dies

What we wouldn't give to look over and see Dave Koechner trying desperately to touch Amy Poehler's hands at Denny's. Even being at Denny's sounds pretty good right now, but that, that would really take the cake.  In this briefest of interviews with Amy Poehler, Koechner tries to cement their friendship with an embrace even as he demonstrates how to perform dead shark eyes. "That's what a person sees before they die," Amy notes. Meanwhile, Poehler admits she is currently obsessed with chimp attacks. "I think if I had to fight someone I'd have to fight like a chimp and I'd have go for their tender areas," she [...]

Fight for Your Right: Revisited, or the Beastie Boys Dance Fight Through Time

The Beastie Boys' Fight For Your Right: Revisited, which aired last night on MTV and Comedy Central, is slow, creepy and downright bizarre. In the best way possible. During the short film, Mike D, MCA and Ad-Rock trash an apartment at Stanley Tucci and Susan Sarandon's place with pie and a sledgehammer, get stabbed by Chloe Sevigny, and drop acid with Maya Rudolph. After destroying ever plate glass window in the city, the Boys' (played by Danny McBride, Seth Rogen and Elijah Wood) encounter themselves from the future (Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly and Jack Black), complete with Delorean. The only option when confronted with such a violation [...]

Ricky Gervais on Atheism

From Gervais' appearance on Inside the Actors Studio last January: "When you're a working class mum, Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter."

Meet Tony And Joan Hawaii, P.I.: Kristen Wiig's Rejected SNL Characters

Now that Gilly and Penelope have gone to that great sketch comedy show in the sky, we finally have room in our hearts for new Kristen Wiig SNL characters, just as soon as Lorne Michaels lets them out of their cage. As Wiig explained on Letterman last night, she will never stop going to bat for Tony, a little Italian man who really likes the ladies, and Joan Hawaii P.I., a detective in Hawaii who "kayaks everywhere." Based on her description, I'm ready to let them dance into my hearts on little baked potato feet.

Beardpocalypse Now: Excalibeard's Revenge

After most recently seeing him go the dramatic route in the Everything Must Go trailer, it's a pleasure to see Will Ferrell unleash his white-hot rage during Conan's beard removal. "By the way Conan's daughter, Buddy the Elf is going to go off on Daddy's face," Ferrell snarled as he fondled a straight razor. It's like standing in front of an angry space heater. It's no wonder he was so worked up about removing Conan's facial hair though; it's all anyone in America can talk about. "There were people celebrating in front of the White House," Ferrell exclaimed."The President talked about it!" If the bin Laden comparisons [...]

Tina Fey on the Sweeping Romance that is Star Wars

In Tina Fey's interview with Craig Ferguson last night, the 30 Rock star talks about growing up a huge Star Wars nerd. "Somewhere at my parents' house I still have a Millennium Falcon I should get out," Fey remembers. "And play with." It wasn't just the pew-pew-pew, however, that drew Tina's attention to the trilogy. "What I took from Star Wars was kind of the Han Solo and Princess Leia relationship story," Fey explained. "You know they kind of like each other." Which I think we can all identify with. I'm still 17% sure I'm going to marry Boba Fett. 19%.

First Trailer for David Cross's Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

Here's the first trailer for The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, the David Cross vehicle coming to IFC that reunites him with Will Arnett. Sure, they're also being reunited in Running Wilde, but that one has Arnett as a lead with Cross as a supporting character, Todd Margaret is the opposite. Gotta keep these Arrested Development reunions fresh!

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