Fred Durst Is Your CBS Sitcom God Now

Oh hey, that Fred Durst CBS sitcom you wanted is on the way. You know, the one you are always dreaming about in which Fred Durst plays a "rock legend looking for balance between his high profile lifestyle and trying to raise a family." It's even named Douchebag, like you suggested, as sort of a wink to his public persona. Why you are shaking your head and pretending you don't know what I'm talking about? Are these all your friends? Do they know how much you love Fred Durst and want him to succeed in life? Good god, wait, don't sprint out into traffic! Oh god, no!

The Simpsons Puppet Segment Is…Something

Here's a segment from last night's Simpsons in which the animation is replaced by puppets. It's sort of like that Halloween episode that had Homer and Bart enter a 3D world, but this is a Christmas episode and that 3D one was funny, coherent and didn't feature Katy Perry in a goddamned Simpsons dress. Good lord.

Adam Sandler Follows In Eddie Murphy's Questionable Footsteps

Here's a picture of Adam Sandler on the set of his new film Jack and Jill. In it, he plays both Jack and Jill, a pair of fraternal twins. As many people have noted, this looks a whole lot like one of those fake movies that Sandler's character did in Funny People, but I guess that's just truth in comedy right there. Here's Sandler's synopsis of the movie: