
Deadline reports Jonah Hill joins Neighborhood Watch opposite Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. Directed by Akiva Schaffer, and co-written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, Watch follows a band of slacker dads as their half-hearted snooping accidentally reveals "a vast neighborhood watch conspiracy." I foresee maximum, flashlight-illuminated bumbling in these characters' futures. Maximum bumbling, engage!

Despite the plethora of songs like "Jizz In My Pants," "I Had Sex" and "We're Back!" that suggest otherwise, the Lonely Island A.V. Club interview maintains the party line that its three members are great at sex, they do it all the time and their stuff is big and works super-good. Also working super-good is their relationship with Lorne Michaels, who they haven't had to pitch to in four years. "We pitched to him a few times, and he’s like, 'Uh, okay…' and when it turned out that people liked them, he’s like, 'You know what? Just don’t tell me, ’cause I’d rather just see it in [...]

Despite being raised on Weird Al and Adam Sandler, I've never been a fan of musical comedy. The notes, they're so distracting! So it's a testament to their superb quality that my heart thrilled to hear The Lonely Island has announced their new album Turtleneck and Chain will drop May 10. It'll be a little over two years since their previous album Incredibad, which brought us "Lazy Sunday" and "Dick In A Box," as well as served up cameos by T-Pain, Justin Timberlake and, of course, Norah Jones in February 2009. If you weren't looking forward to the guys' new jams, might I remind you of a [...]