Splitsider

Posts tagged as andi sharavsky

The Humor Section

My Anxiety Sends a Letter, by Andi Sharavsky

by | January 28th, 2013

Dear Ms. Sharavsky,

It has been brought to my attention that at exactly 11:03 pm, after calling your mother, moisturizing your face, and paying your monthly student loan bill, you folded the final item of your clean laundry. You have therefore temporarily exhausted your list of mundane tasks and concerns, and are undoubtedly eager for a restful night of sleep. Instead, please choose one of the following irrational fears and allow it to consume you. Please keep in mind that you will not be reimbursed for the cost of counseling or marijuana, and your roommates have issued a formal statement that checking you for swollen glands makes them feel [...]

The Humor Section

Example of a Perfect Cover Letter, by Andi Sharavsky

by | October 31st, 2011

Andi Sharavsky 2100 My Friend’s Address Ave Wanted to Make it Look Like I Already Live Here So You’ll Hire Me, IL 60657

October 2, 2011

Company That Will Fund my Diet Coke and Netflix Habits 4350 This Sounds Like a Fancy Street, Suite 800 Ooh I Totally Wanna Tell My Friends I Work in a Suite, IL 60610

To Whom This Will Undoubtedly Amaze,

I just graduated from college like, five minutes ago, so I personally find it very impressive that I’ve figured out how to write a cover letter at all. Look at me go! I am obviously a fast learner who can type. Also I took [...]

-->