
“What if the viewer could become her/his own programming director; what if s/he could define the very entertainment-happiness it was her/his right to pursue.” – David Foster Wallace
First of all, don’t get pissed: This is the last Nick of Time piece. Even worse, it’s not a real Nick of Time piece. Sorry.
Now, yes, I still have a few more shows left to investigate, analyze, and deconstruct, but, well, this modest little hat trick actually worked. That’s right: The history of Nickelodeon’s “golden age” I’ve been developing alongside my Nick of Time series will be published by Plume, an imprint of Penguin, next year.
Running a site like Splitsider is a weird thing. It basically consumes my life, and I'm always working on it and trying to make it better, but I'm also so close to it that I sometimes worry that I have no perspective on the thing. It's been a year and a half or so since launch, and I'm very proud of what the site has become. But it could be better, right? Everything could always be better.
So I wanted to take this opportunity to ask you, Splitsider's readers, what you'd like to see more or less of on the site. Are there things we don't cover that you'd [...]

When the pilgrims came down from the mount with their rules for Thanksgiving inscribed on two stone tablets, one of those rules was "thou shalt not work on Thanksgiving, or the day after, and you might as well take a half day that Wednesday, too." And it was good. So that's what we're doing. Enjoy/tolerate hanging out with your family and dealing with the worst travel weekend of the year! We'll be back in action bright and early Monday morning, smelling slightly of gravy and our grandmother's very strong perfume.

Hey, you. Are you in NYC, or are you going to be this coming Saturday? Come laugh and hang out with us! Splitsider's first birthday is quickly approaching, and to celebrate we're putting on a show and throwing a party with our friends from Gentrify Brooklyn. Performing will be Eugene Mirman, Joe Mande, BriTANick and Halle Kiefer. The show will take place at the Brooklyn Lyceum (227 4th Avenue) at 10pm for $5 with a huge ragin' dance party to follow. Even better? The entire thing is a benefit for 826NYC, so you'll be laughing/dancing/hanging out for a good cause. You can't [...]

If you're looking to distract yourself from the Super Bowl while watching the Super Bowl this weekend, swing on by Splitsider, where our friends at WitStream will be hosting a live-updating stream of the funniest Tweets made by funny people before, during and after the "big game." I can personally guarantee that it will be funnier than every single Bud Light commercial aired during the game. I can't say the same for that E-Trade baby. He's hilarious!