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Celebrate Valentine's Day with Aziz Ansari's Honest but Depressing Thoughts on Love

"I don't think [love is] overrated at all. Underrated, if anything. It's amazing and beautiful and uniquely wonderful, but unfortunately, elusive and sadly ephemeral. Woody Allen says it best in Annie Hall: Love fades. At this point, there is a lot of research that backs this idea up."

- Aziz Ansari to The AV Club in a long, thoughtful pre-Valentine's Day interview about love that's every bit as honest as it is depressing.

Aziz Ansari Revealed to Be Behind the Sgt. Brody 'Homeland' Twitter

The Hollywood Reporter just revealed comedian Aziz Ansari to be the one behind a joke Twitter account for the Homeland character Sgt. Brody (@SergeantBrody). THR cracked the story when Ansari, an avid fan of the Showtime series and a beloved Twitterer himself, posted a tweet intended for the account on his personal feed, quickly deleted it, and then reposted the tweet on the Sgt. Brody Twitter. The account, which started up in late October, has quickly gained over 30,000 followers and Ansari has retweeted it multiple times, and now let's all start accusing Aziz Ansari as being the one behind other super funny Twitter accounts.

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Aziz Ansari Reveals the Tricks of Online Dating and Preventing Bullying

Parks and Recreation star Aziz Ansari dropped by Conan last night to lay down some of the world knowledge he's accrued over the years. First, he shares how to meet your future wife/husband via online dating, based on some advice his friend gave him. Then, he reveals one surefire way to stop bullying in schools: teachers who aren't afraid to threaten their students.

A Cute Baby Picture and All the Best Parts from Aziz Ansari's AMA

Aziz is no stranger to Reddit AMAs, so he navigated his one last night like a real pro. He answered questions about Parks and Recreation, stand-up, and food, and he included this photo, which is lovely. Read the best quotes below:

On his favorite Parks scene:

Ron eating bacon at the strip club

On an upcoming scene with Ben Schwartz:

Yesterday we filmed a scene where Jean Ralphio and I sang a song that goes "MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE THOSE BOOTIES CLAP!"

On working with Chris Pratt:

I say this about everyone but seriously, Chris is the sweetest, funniest guy. He always also never uses a spit [...]

Aziz Ansari Discusses His New Artistic Direction

"My first special was a lot of quick, small stories like me going to get sheets at Bed Bath & Beyond and stuff about my cousin Harris. On my new tour, I talk about three things: babies, marriage, and how hard it is to find someone. I could talk about those topics forever– the easiest writing happens when you have a genuine passion for the material, or it evokes an emotion: anger, fear, whatever. This tour is driven mostly by fear: I'm 29 now, am I really ready to get married and have a kid? I don't think so. So it's about coming to the realization that a lot of people I know are [...]

This Week in Comedy Podcasts: Michael Keaton, Aziz Ansari, Janeane Garofalo, Judd Apatow

The comedy podcast universe is ever expanding, not unlike the universe universe. We're here to make it a bit smaller, a bit more manageable. There are a lot of great shows and each has a lot of great episodes, so we want to highlight the exceptional, the noteworthy.  Each week our crack team of podcast enthusiasts and specialists and especially enthusiastic people will pick their favorites. Also, we'll keep you posted on the offerings from our very own podcast network. We hope to have your ears permanently plugged with the best in aural comedy. 

Professor Blastoff #86 – Janeane Garofalo

SAMANTHA: What’s better than a good [...]

Watch Aziz Ansari and Paul F. Tompkins Talk About Comedy, Food, and Suits

The two fanciest dressers in comedy, Aziz Ansari and Paul F. Tompkins, sat down for a barside chat for Tompkins's web talk show "Speakeasy" today. It's a nice long conversation between two very funny dudes that goes deep into each of their stand-up processes and Ansari's history as a comedian, and of course, they talk a lot about the world's finest suits.

Late Night Roundup: Aziz Ansari Thinks about Civil Rights During Sex, and Patton Oswalt Has a Racist Baby

Parks and Recreation’s Aziz Ansari paid a visit to Jimmy Kimmel last night and started talking big issues: Why does a restaurant as controversial as Chick-fil-a have to serve such delicious chicken? He also shared his technique of thinking about how much civil rights progress America has made every time he has interracial sex. Elsewhere in late night, Patton Oswalt stopped by Conan to promote his new movie Nature Calls and to share a horrifying story about how The Lion King made his baby racist:

The New York Comedy Festival Is Coming and Bringing In Kevin Hart, Robin Williams, Aziz Ansari, and More

The annual New York Comedy Festival is returning this fall, and as usual it's bringing a whole slew of high-profile shows to NYC. The biggest shows include Ricky Gervais chatting with John Hodgman at Town Hall for a Paley Center event, Kevin Hart at Madison Square Garden, Aziz Ansari at the Apollo Theater and Carnegie Hall, Bill Maher at the Beacon Theater, and "David Steinberg and Robin Williams Talking About Nothing That Important" at the 92Y. Those are the first big events announced, but expect a whole shitload more in coming days, as the festival generally hosts events at practically every comedy room in the city. Other comedians [...]

Aziz Ansari: "Fuck You, Sting"

Be careful, Aziz, a "fuck you" to Sting is like an 11-hour ordeal. (Are Sting tantric sex jokes still what's kewl on the streetz? No? Oh, oops.) Regardless, Aziz's point is very valid. Being a stand-up never gets easier because after each new special or album you record, you have to start right back at zero. This is the opposite of one of those "It Gets Better" videos. Hell, I don't have any plans this weekend, so, yeah, FUCK YOU, STING. Below watch Aziz talk about being obsessed with doing stand-up.

Aziz Ansari, Lena Dunham, Kate McKinnon Make 'Forbes' 30 Under 30 List

Forbes magazine put out its annual "30 Under 30" list today, and a lot of big comedy people made the Hollywood portion of the list, including Kate McKinnon (28, SNL), Aziz Ansari (29, Parks and Recreation), Maude Apatow (15, This Is 40), Lena Dunham (26, Girls), Chris Colfer (22, Glee), Greta Gerwig (29, Greenberg), Simon Rich (28, writer for SNL), and Rebel Wilson (28, Bridesmaids), plus a bunch of non-comedy people, but who cares about them, right? And what about that 8-year-old who created Axe Cop? Is he not eligible for this list? Talk about a snub! He's waaaayyy under 30 and he already created a TV show. Get [...]

Aziz Ansari Eats Bologna and Impersonates Comedian Sugar Sammy on PBS

Foodie Aziz Ansari appeared on PBS's new series Mind of a Chef, visiting a Montreal bologna sandwich eatery with a team of restaurateurs. While there, he gets mistaken for Indian-Canadian comedian Sugar Sammy and then tries to impersonate him for as long as he can. Unfortunately, the lady who runs the restaurant blows his ruse, but here's hoping this isn't the last time Aziz Ansari tries to pass as Sugar Sammy. Aziz's episode of Mind of a Chef airs tonight on PBS. Sugar Sammy fans, please note that Sugar Sammy does not actually appear in the episode.

Ron Swanson Records a Bacon Shortage PSA (and May Be the Reason for the Bacon Shortage)

Meat lover Ron Swanson filmed this "The More You Know" PSA to address the bacon shortage that's affecting this fine country of ours. Swanson shares tips on places to hide bacon to keep you well-fed throughout the impending famine, explaining that you can hide bacon in your desk drawer, behind one of your paintings, or under your Aziz Ansari. To be fair, though, Ron Swanson's 38 secret bacon hiding spots might be part of the reason we're experiencing a shortage.

'Esquire' Got Comedians to Pick the Best New Comedians

Esquire brought Aziz Ansari, Jim Gaffigan, Chris Hardwick, Amy Schumer, Andy Kindler, and Seth Herzog in to name their favorite new comedians. The level of newness varied but it's hard to argue with the choices, which included: Chelsea Peretti, Kyle Kinane, Moshe Kasher, Ron Funches, Tig Notaro, James Adomian, Rory Scovel, and John Mulaney.

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