Splitsider

Tonight on Happy Endings, Penny will celebrate her 31st birthday, but it'll be hard for the character to top Casey Wilson's 30th:

For my 30th, I thought, I'm gonna blow it out and do the biggest birthday ever, and I was insisting that everybody do two or three tequila shots, which is such a bad idea. People were actively saying, "No, we don't want to!" because I was peer-pressuring them. And then my girlfriend Whitney Cummings and I had so much tequila that we were randomly pulling our pants down and taking our tops off and dancing. People were like, "Stop, ew, get out of here!" It was [...]

Hey, you. Are you in NYC, or are you going to be this coming Saturday? Come laugh and hang out with us! Splitsider's first birthday is quickly approaching, and to celebrate we're putting on a show and throwing a party with our friends from Gentrify Brooklyn. Performing will be Eugene Mirman, Joe Mande, BriTANick and Halle Kiefer. The show will take place at the Brooklyn Lyceum (227 4th Avenue) at 10pm for $5 with a huge ragin' dance party to follow. Even better? The entire thing is a benefit for 826NYC, so you'll be laughing/dancing/hanging out for a good cause. You can't [...]

Tough to say who comes off as cooler in this clip: Betty White, for getting a birthday card from the President and knowing she deserves it ("First things first"), or Obama, for being the President and also nailing this joke. Probably not Conan, but whatever, he gets to be the coolest nearly every other night of the week. Let someone else have a turn, Coco.

Just a friendly reminder that our birthday party/show is happening tomorrow in Brooklyn. Eugene Mirman, Joe Mande, BriTANick and Halle Kiefer will all be performing, there's a dance party after the show, and it's all for charity, so don't fuck this one up by missing it.