Posts tagged as fire

FAQ: Common Misconceptions About the Fire Department, by Brian Agler and Luke Burns

Q: So what exactly is this “fire department”? I’ve heard a lot about it and I’m not sure it’s right for me.

A: The fire department is an organization that puts out fires. If your house is on fire, you should call the fire department.


Q: It sounds like the fire department starts fires. Are you sure the fire department doesn’t bring fire to my house? The last thing I need is someone coming here and giving me fire.

A: Despite the name, the fire department actually removes fire from your home. Think of it as an “anti-fire department” if that makes it easier. Rest assured, the fire department [...]

Butt Talk Causes Fire on 'Conan'

I'm not saying soldiers and cops shouldn't be called heroes but I think the term should be redefined to include men who are able to read plugs in the face of a looming fire. Two things can be learned from this: 1) Conan is a pro, and 2) Talking about his butt causes studios to burst into flames. Little did the kids how close they were in high school when they called him "Fire Crotch." If they only said "Fire Butt," they would've been in the right.