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When Meagan Prematurely Ends Her Trip to Mars, Let’s Respond in a Dignified Manner, by Erik Cofer

You guys, Meagan is our friend. She has her faults, but she always means well. I guess what I’m really trying to say is that when Meagan’s plan to help establish a colony on Mars and ultimately save humanity from extinction inevitably fails and she comes crawling back to Earth, let’s show her the support she deserves.

I know it’s going to be tempting to point out how we all told her she was nuts beforehand—or crack jokes about her acne and how we’re all just one cosmic calamity away from extinction and you, Meagan, had the chance to help change that but you failed miserably, so thanks for [...]

Here Are Some Paul Rudd/Adam Scott Best Friends Pictures For You to Hang In Your Locker

As a red-blooded American heterosexual man, I am only excited by Megan Fox and cheeseburgers, but I've gotta be honest: I'd hang out with Adam Scott and Paul Rudd and happily do a playful photoshoot involving pressing our butts together. But then, it would be weird, as they have been best friends for a couple of decades and I don't know either of them, and touching butts is one of those things that you've gotta ease into over the course of many years. They'd be like "who are you and what are you doing here?", and that would really kill the fun vibes necessary for a goofy shoot. [...]

Andy Samberg on Jorma Taccone's Performance on 'Girls': "What!!?"

This interview mostly focuses on Celeste and Jesse Forever but fast-forward to the 3:11 point… FUN! Imagine you had a friend and you were friends with said friend since you were 12 and then you heard your friend say: "I want you to know, the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little, because I’m a man, and I know how to do things," how would you react? Yes, exactly like Andy did. There are probably people out there that talk that way to people that look like Allison Williams but those people don't also make songs called "Jizz In My Pants."

Michael Cera and Reggie Watts Sing the World's Most Friendly Song

We've been posting a good amount about Comedy Bang! Bang! but it's hard not to when the clips are as lovely as this. This is the perfectly friendly friend song to get you in the mood to leave work and eat pie. I can't wait for the inevitable Reggie Makes Music spin-off!