This Is What 'Grown Ups 2' Will Look Like in Case You Were Curious
Rob Schneider out, deer piss in.
Rob Schneider out, deer piss in.

Adam Sandler bought all four of his Grown Ups costars $200,000 Maseratis, just because. Seems like a reasonable thing to do! After all, those guys really could use 'em. Last I checked, Rob Schneider was stuck driving around Hollywood in a hand-me-down Ford Fiesta, so this should really be a boost to his famously low confidence.
Jesus Christ, what a world. [via]

It looks like one of the stars of Grown Ups will be missing when the inevitable sequel comes out this summer. Rob Schneider is the only one of the central five characters who isn't returning for Grown Ups 2, and he's been replaced by his fellow Adam Sandler regular Nick Swardson. Swardson will play an alcoholic school bus driver who's the brother of Rob Schneider's character from the original and sports a similar hairstyle.
The reasons for Schneider not being included in the film are unclear. In a radio interview last year, Schneider cited money issues and a scheduling conflict with his CBS sitcom Rob, explaining, "They're doing [...]

Guh. However apocalyptically bad some of Adam Sandler's movies might be, at least he's never made a sequel to any of them. UNTIL NOW. Grown Ups' writer Fred Wolf is may write a follow-up movie, and depending on the script Sandler might produce it. You think he'll buy all his co-stars houses for this one?