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I’m Selling Artisanal Ten-Dollar Words! by Jason Hayes

The Moon “They” Don’t Want You to Know About, by Matthew David Brozik

Advertising Email Subject Lines Written by Someone Who Accidentally Hit a Drifter While Driving Home the Other Night, by Dan Rozier

The Only People Who Have Ever Seen Rob’s Penis, by Sam Gallewin

What Your Favorite Automobile from Television or the Movies Says About You, by Gary M. Almeter

Interview Tips Employers Don’t Want You to Know, by David Henne

Don’t Ask Me About Being Lost at Sea, by Kathryn Doyle

Let’s Just Say Our Vacation Would Make a Great Chevy Chase Movie, by Evan Greenspoon

The Hungry Little Spider: A Children’s Book by Barry Delmar Ph.D, Head of the Entomology Department at Johns Hopkins University, by Simon Johnston

U.S. Infrastructure Night at the Landing Strip, by Luke Pohjala