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We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room, by Bizzy Coy

A Letter to the Editor Regarding School Attendance of Students Whose Insides Are 40% Spider Eggs That Could Hatch Any Minute, by Roger Taylor

Noah’s Ark FAQs, by Matt Stofsky

It is Now My Turn to Yell About the Bad Thing That Happened, by Brad Austin

Please Stop Body-Shaming Me for Being the Ice Cream Cone Pokémon, by Colin Heasley

Turns Out, the Client Isn’t Very Ticklish, by Larry Lee

If the Girls in Bunk H Were Your Family Members, by Graham Techler

‘The New Yorker’ Now Has a Cover-to-Cover Parody Thanks to ‘The Neu Jorker’

Dad’s Return From the War Should Not Count as a Birthday Gift, by John Ambrosio

Strategies for Defending a Basketball-Playing Dog, by Daniel Carrillo