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Turns Out, the Client Isn’t Very Ticklish, by Larry Lee

If the Girls in Bunk H Were Your Family Members, by Graham Techler

‘The New Yorker’ Now Has a Cover-to-Cover Parody Thanks to ‘The Neu Jorker’

Dad’s Return From the War Should Not Count as a Birthday Gift, by John Ambrosio

Strategies for Defending a Basketball-Playing Dog, by Daniel Carrillo

Fear Not Change, Fear Not Entropy, I Am Your New Sesame Street Muppet, by Alex Firer

A Letter to My Future Daughter’s Best Friend, by Dan Fitzpatrick

The Essential Guide to the Modern Man, by David Henne

Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal, by Bizzy Coy

I Didn’t Know That When I Taught This Town to Dance They’d Give Up on Their God, by Luke Strickler