Welcome to the Hayden Panettierium, by Kathryn Doyle

An Excerpt from ‘The Best American Emails,’ by Amanda Meadows

My Imaginary Boyfriend Josh, by Hana Michels

Thanks For Looking After My Five-Headed Bat-Like Creature While I’m Away On Vacation! by Alex Lee

‘McSweeney’s’ Editor Chris Monks Talks Patreon, Paying for Humor, and the Jerk Folder

The Keynote Address at the Association for Aspiring Plumbers, by Chris Morgan

On the Eve of a Grand Space Voyage, by Jeremy Freeze

Letter of Recommendation, by Barbara Holm

FAQs About the New Health Care Law’s “Tremendous Vampire Bats” Mandate, by Matt Baca

An Excerpt from ‘Away with Words,’ by Joe Berkowitz