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An Excerpt from ‘The Drama Sutra,’ by Paige Weldon

A Letter of Complaint to the Bureau of Genies, Monkey’s Paws, and Birthday Candles, by Chris Morgan

Let Me Make You a Sound Bath, Babe, by Nihar Patel

An Excerpt from ‘Trump’s America: The Complete Loser’s Guide,’ by Scott Dikkers

Being From the Case Files of Chandler Bing: A Study in White, by Julien Darmoni

The Metrics of Fool-Shaming, by Zack Bornstein

I’m Changing This Bar’s Jazz Jam Session Rules, by Brian Dunn

Gentlemen, It Seems My Briefcase is Full of Candy, Not Money, by Eric Farwell

You Almost Certainly Won’t Discover A Body During Your Hike Today, But Just In Case, by Juliana Gray

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