The Student, by Julien Darmoni

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up After Your Breakup with Trevor, by Erica Lies

Thank You For Your Submission to Moe’s Southwest Grill, by Jeff Vitkun

Notes From a Lasagna Dumpling Video Shoot, by Jeremy Glass

Thighs Deserve an Iconic Pop Song, by Evan Waite

Dear State of California: Please Approve My Application for Paid Family Leave as My Husband Elvis Is Now a Disembodied Head, by Patricia Grant

Rejuvenation Manual for Wretched Females, by Sarah Hutto

No, Your Ruse Did Not Scare Me, Despite Evidence to the Contrary, by Andy Boyle

We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room, by Bizzy Coy

A Letter to the Editor Regarding School Attendance of Students Whose Insides Are 40% Spider Eggs That Could Hatch Any Minute, by Roger Taylor