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“The Amorous Biped” – Romance Fiction Found in My Backpack After an Abduction by Alien Aircraft, by Frank Allbritten

Crowdsourced Edits to Various DIY Home Improvement Instructions to Account For My Incompetence, by Roger Taylor

Do You Like Sports? Because I Do Not Like Sports, by Pablo Goldstein

Woodstock, by Andrew Cushing

Brochure Enough, by Matthew David Brozik

An Excerpt From ‘FUDS: A Complete Encyclofoodia’

The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Birthday Cake, by Dan Rozier

An Open Letter to Marissa of Girl Scout Troop #715, by Geoffrey Asmus

How the Other Half “Lives,” by Ryan Patricks

A Quick Reminder Before Our Rainforest Expedition Begins, by Blythe Roberson