Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent, by Bizzy Coy

KRAMER (on Behalf of Herself and All Others Similarly Situated) vs. KRINGLE, by Lauren Krueger & Matthew David Brozik

UNZIPits: The Pants That Were Designed to Be Left Unzipped, by Sarah Hutto

How to Be Good at Comedy, by Johnny G: Comedian and Owner of House of Yuks, Canton Ohio’s #1 Choice for Comedy, by Luke Schneider

Help, I’m Bobby Brown and I’m Stuck in This VHS Copy of ‘A Goofy Movie,’ by Bill Reick

See Fewer Posts Like This, by Liz Arcury

Another Email About the Tax Brochure from “Jazz Guy” at Work, by Jeffrey Palms

I’m So Sorry My Panic Room Is Such a Mess, by Ben Hargrave

A Pairing Menu for Works of Postmodern Literature and Appropriate Beverages, by Michael A. Ferro

An Excerpt from ‘Paul Ryan Magazine’: Proust Questionnaire, by Anna Heyward