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Attention Passengers: The Baldwin Brothers Are Sitting on the Wing of the Aircraft, by Jamie Loftus

Space Camp Progress Report, by Lucas Gardner

A Request For Time Off Work to Be Spiritual Like My Friend, Wesley, by Matthew Mazer

An Open Letter to the Star My Uncle Named After Me, by Matthew David Brozik

I Ate a Hundred Marbles and Now My MALE Doctor Says I’m Full of Glass? Nice Try, Mansplainers! by Mitra Jouhari

An Excerpt from ‘The Drama Sutra,’ by Paige Weldon

A Letter of Complaint to the Bureau of Genies, Monkey’s Paws, and Birthday Candles, by Chris Morgan

Let Me Make You a Sound Bath, Babe, by Nihar Patel

An Excerpt from ‘Trump’s America: The Complete Loser’s Guide,’ by Scott Dikkers

Being From the Case Files of Chandler Bing: A Study in White, by Julien Darmoni