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I Won’t Have Any Showboating on My Harlem Globetrotters, by Chris Partridge

A Predator Drone Bombs On Stage, by Zain Khalid

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The Moon “They” Don’t Want You to Know About, by Matthew David Brozik

Advertising Email Subject Lines Written by Someone Who Accidentally Hit a Drifter While Driving Home the Other Night, by Dan Rozier

The Only People Who Have Ever Seen Rob’s Penis, by Sam Gallewin

What Your Favorite Automobile from Television or the Movies Says About You, by Gary M. Almeter

Interview Tips Employers Don’t Want You to Know, by David Henne

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