A Pairing Menu for Works of Postmodern Literature and Appropriate Beverages, by Michael A. Ferro

An Excerpt from ‘Paul Ryan Magazine’: Proust Questionnaire, by Anna Heyward

Your Daughter Appears to Be Our Daughter’s Kindergänger, So Now We Have Some Questions, by Matthew David Brozik

Excerpts from Frankie Muniz’s Autobiography That Make Me Think It Was Ghostwritten by Chuck Palahniuk, by Wen Powers

Congratulations, You Have Been Invited To Hawktoberfest, by Dan Caprera

The Writers’ Room: A Documentary, by Matt Corluka

Unsatisfactory Past Life Regression Results, by Shana Gohd

Trump’s ‘Sweet Valley High’ Spec Novel Notes, by Kit Lively

Out of Office Replies for These Political Times, by Kimberly Harrington

The Harrowing, True Story of When I Lost My Wallet at the Farmer’s Market, by Jonathan Zeller