The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Birthday Cake, by Dan Rozier

An Open Letter to Marissa of Girl Scout Troop #715, by Geoffrey Asmus

How the Other Half “Lives,” by Ryan Patricks

A Quick Reminder Before Our Rainforest Expedition Begins, by Blythe Roberson

11 Fun and Easy Cleanses That You Need to Try Today, by Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby

We Wanted to Alert You to a Rather Large Purchase, by Ian Goldstein

Why My Anime Girlfriend is Much Cooler Than My Stepmom Brenda, by Devin Rosni

I Am Pleased to Inform You That Someone Now Has a Tattoo Inspired by You and/or Your Work, by Molly Bradley

The Bean Salad Recipe Book, by Jon Wolper

FCC Complaint: When Did Grainy Images of My Own Future Demise Become Acceptable Television? by Charlie Stockman