Your Comedy Is So Much Cooler Than Mine

It feels like your comedy is so much cooler than mine.
You've never done an open mic before. Instead you did Fez. You did Luna Lounge. You did the old Largo. You did Eating It. You did Invite Them Up. You did Tinkle. You did Rififi. You did Comedy Death Ray. You did Big Terrific. You did Meltdown Comics before it was mainstream. Now you do your own secret show in the back supply closet of a bankrupt old record store that only sells really cool records.
You referenced Das Racist in one of your jokes and got lots of nods and smirks of audience recognition. You [...]