
The eighth season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia premieres tonight at 10pm on FX, which is very exciting! But this week also marks the release of the seventh season of that same show on DVD. Why networks insist on releasing full seasons of TV to DVD only two days before the new season premieres is beyond me. Don't they want to give folks a chance to catch up? No? Well, whatever. Always Sunny is not Breaking Bad, so you'll probably be just fine if you watch tonight and then catch up on last season next week. It'll still all be funny and fucked up, I promise.

Duels or “classy show-downs” as they are often called by no one, have been solving hot debates for ages. They're useful for delivering crowds a champion, through often unpredictable means (just ask Alexander Hamilton). Television loves a surprise, so what better way to measure and battle elements of TV than with a duel? Here, we will battle two characters in an imaginary contest of wills. Sometimes a winner will be crowned because of pertinent facts, and sometimes in spite of them.
This week? Frank Reynolds vs. George Bluth Sr. for the title of World’s Worst Father
This week’s duel will leave the mothers out of it. Like a bad call at a championship little [...]

We talk about Community, Parks and Recreation, and Louie pretty much on a daily basis here at Splitsider. Ask any 10 random visitors to the ‘site, and they’ll likely say one of those three is their favorite current sitcom on TV. So, for the sake of that disappointed, “of course it is/they are…” feeling you get when you see the Beatles at the top of a best bands of all-time list, I didn’t include the two NBC sitcoms and the FX whatever-it-is. There has to be at least SOME intrigue. So, I present to you, the 10 best sitcoms of 2011…not named Community, Parks and Rec, or Louie.

Considering the rank grotesqueness of recent child pageant shows like Dance Mom and Toddlers & Tiaras, it’s both fitting that the It’s Always Sunny gang should find themselves in charge of one, and hard to imagine of how they could possibly make them more off-putting. The answer is, of course, to declare child pageants the greatest tribute to patriotism this side of the Pledge of Allegiance. "We can do whatever we want with our kids and that's our right as Americas," Dennis declares when Frank reveals that he kind of, sort of, maybe got himself embroiled in the child pageant circuit with a known “kid diddler” for a partner.