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Our Son, The Asshole, by Noell Wolfgram Evans

My wife’s hand found its way to mine; in the corner of the overly lit room our five-year old son was blissfully unaware of cruel trick the fates had played upon him. We were in shock. Tears welled in my eyes as I looked at him enjoying perhaps his last happy moments, ripping the head off of one of the dolls in the bucket of toys that so many doctor’s offices place in the corner of their exam rooms as a way to offer “comprehensive” medical care.

I looked back at the doctor. I could see that her lips were moving but I could hardly discern the words that [...]

'The New Normal' Finds a Utah Home

Last week KSL-TV, a Utah NBC affiliate, refused to air The New Normal because of all its frightening gay characters. (What with their loving relationship and stable jobs OOOooOOOooOOO spOOOoooOOoky.) Well, KSL-TV's loss is KUCW's gain. KUCW is apparently a network run by sinners who are fine running scandalous programs like The New Normal, Playboy Club, and Saturday Night Live. Oddly enough, the show will air as part of a devilish comedy block on Saturday nights at 10pm right before SNL. It's a good thing for the homophobic Utahns that there are no other shows featuring gay characters on television, well, except like every show.