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Celebrate the Birth of The Christ Child by Coming to December's Dog And Pony Show!

Joyeux Noel! What better way to commemorate the birth of an immortal god's child into the human realm than with some festive fart jokes?!?! Whether you believe that a supernatural deity impregnated a lady thousands of years ago in order to save humans from sin which he himself decided was even a thing or not, come by UCBeast this Friday for the comedy stylings of Nick Vatterott (Conan), Naomi Ekperigin (Totally Biased), Charla Lauriston (UCB's School Night) and Brendan McLaughlin (Nikki And Sara Live). RSVP for tickets here, guys!

Pat Robertson Was Not a Fan of SNL's Tim Tebow Sketch

What's new in "anti-Christian bigotry," Pat Robertson? A completely harmless SNL sketch about Tim Tebow, you say? “If this had been a Muslim country and they had done that, and had Muhammad doing that stuff, you would have found bombs being thrown off!” you add? Uh, good thing we're not in a Muslim country, then! Also, what exactly is supposed to be so bad about this sketch? Now that I'm re-watching the thing, I'd say Jesus comes off as a pretty chill guy. My opinion of him has actually gone up. My opinion of melodramatic reactionary televangelists, on the other hand…