Let's get right to it: below is an unnecessarily analytical and even more unnecessarily expansive ranking of all of pop song parodist "Weird Al" Yankovic's polka medleys.
You know about the polka medleys, right? I mean, you know Weird Al, of course. He's the guy who does parody songs ("Eat It," "White N' Nerdy,", "Amish Paradise," "Tacky"), which he has been doing since 1983. Well, Al also does this thing once per album where he covers a bunch of pop songs in a polka-style medley. If you're a "Weird Al" fan, you look forward to them. They're a thing and they're pretty great.1
SO: in honor of Weird Al finally [...]