Bloomington Cemetery very much appreciates your business, and we are pleased to see clients who have the foresight to plan ahead for their final resting place. With that said, we regret to inform you that the headstone you propose to have at your recently purchased burial plot does not meet our cemetery's standards and regulations. Although we understand the need to individualize your grave marker, we must decline your custom designed headstone because of following reasons:
• We cannot engrave a headstone with five dates of birth for one person.
• The font style you created for your inscriptions, Detroit Sans Serif, is illegible on both paper [...]