Multiple times throughout the interview, Conan told Marc, "I'm worried about you." It seems reasonable, considering they've known each other for a while and Marc is Marc. And Marc, with his new haircut, does not disappoint, using his TV appearance to reason out Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation. Sadly, he doesn't follow through on it. That will have to wait until next sweeps. Below is the second part of the interview, in which he justifies having such a younger girlfriend, who seemingly has a list of all his friends that she is ready to sex if shit hits the fan. Classic Marc.

Bonnarooooo: not just a fun thing to yell when you're drunk and pretending to be a wolf! It's also a good source of comedy. The festival has paired up with Comedy Central for the comedy portion of its 11th incarnation this June 7-10, and they've announced performances from Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Amy Schumer, Steven Wright, Garfunkel & Oates, Marc Maron, and more (full list below). Now go arrange your rides to Tennessee in the comments.

The SXSW comedy lineup is here, and incidentally, it's almost exactly the same as the invitation list for my dream wedding! (It's only missing Jughead from Archie Comics and Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn's characters from Wedding Crashers, because what's a dream wedding without crashers?) In addition to standup and improv galore, the schedule features live episodes of WTF, Comedy Bang Bang, Doug Loves Movies, You Made It Weird, and The Chris Gethard Show. As for the comedians themselves, there are almost too many great comics to name (for a start: Marc Maron, John Hodgman, Kristen Schaal, Mike Birbiglia, Amy Schumer, Eugene Mirman, TJ Miller, Reggie Watts, Kumail Nanjiani), [...]

As the first entry in a neat series in which comic book artist Harvey James draws podcast hosts before and after seeing their faces, he's done a really interesting pair of portraits of Marc Maron. After hearing Maron guest on Comedy Bang Bang, James says he had a picture of "an angry, difficult guy who talked about jerking off and eating snacks" that ended up looking quite different from the real Maron. So weird how vividly what we talk about, and the way we talk about ourselves, colors people's perceptions of us. And of our glasses.