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The Collected Wisdom of Frank Abagnale, Sr., by Matt Crowley

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse struggled so hard that eventually he turned that cream into butter. He ate all the butter and fought a painful, protracted battle with heart disease for the rest of his life. He would grow to envy that first mouse.

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Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse gave up and drowned. The second mouse struggled so hard that he eventually turned that cream into butter and crawled out. If you ask me, that’s essentially the movie Ratatouille right there, but where are my royalty checks?

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I Can’t Believe We Built That Time Machine and Then Forgot to Kill Hitler, by Matt Crowley

Look guys, I don’t want to come off as a whiner here. You know me, I’m not one to complain unduly. But something’s been on my mind, and I think I owe it to myself and all of you to just get it out in the open. I don’t want to come across as a jerk here, but frankly, I’m peeved. I just can’t believe that we built that time machine and then forgot to kill Hitler.

I have no interest in playing the blame game. I’m not trying to single anyone out; we all could have been more on the ball. Believe me, I understand that having a [...]