Dear Daniel S. Clavers,
We wanted to alert you to some rather large purchases recently charged to your account:
• $400.00 Fine Young Cannibals Biopic Kickstarter
• $500.00 Roland Gift Life-size Mannequin
If you do not recognize these purchases, please contact us immediately at 555-1155.
If this is a joke, then yes, we find it funny.
But seriously, let us know.
Sincerely, Titan Neighborhood Bank
Dear Daniel S. Clavers,
Thank you for responding so speedily to our email. We now understand that these purchases were of your own volition and we respect your decisions. We did not mean to insult you or "spoil the surprise" for the members [...]
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