Splitsider

Wyatt Knight, a.k.a. Tommy Turner in Porky's, was found dead in Hawaii last week of an apparent suicide. May he rest in peace in that great Porky's Pen in the sky.

To Death,

It made me sad looking over the list of all the great people we lost in 2010, and I really don’t want to have to do it again. Here’s an agreement, me and you: if you promise not to kill anyone else funny between now and the New Year, which would mean this post would be out-of-date and would require me to feel bad for not paying more respect to said funny person’s life while they were still alive, I promise to only listen to songs by Grim Reaper for all of January, including “Lord of Darkness (Your Living Hell).” Kapeesh?

On a personal note: you’re doing [...]