The Bodyguard: Punjab Resigns as Head of Warbucks Security Detail, by Patricia Grant

Dear State of California: Please Approve My Application for Paid Family Leave as My Husband Elvis Is Now a Disembodied Head, by Patricia Grant

A Request For Time Off Work to Be Spiritual Like My Friend, Wesley, by Matthew Mazer

The “Icelandic Ultra-Blue” Controversy Continues: Read H. Jon Benjamin’s Retort for Mike Lazzo

An Open Letter to Marissa of Girl Scout Troop #715, by Geoffrey Asmus

I Apologize For Your Negative Hotel Experience, by Jon Wolper

Letter to My Husband as He Tries to French Kiss Me, by Devorah Blachor

A Letter from the Biggest, Meanest-Looking Guy in the Prison Yard, by Erik Voss

A Note From the Principal About the Myths of Santa Claus and Democracy, by Ben Godar

The Complete Guide to Everything: Open Letters